[goodboylupin]

Sirius: Your hair is so beautiful. It looks like a thousand strands of peanut butter.

Remus: That’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard.

Lily, whispering: It is?

James, whispering back: They both turn into canines, Lils. They really love peanut butter.

[threi]

Wake the fuc up sanji

[astyrra]

someone has to mow the lawn on the thousand sunny

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Luffy’s so sympathetic because sometimes he gets them mixed up, too.

Based off That One Victorious Clip

Inspired by these posts (please go check them out):

Post by @out-of-lucky

Post by @what-the-fuck-adam

[sashi-ya]

can someone please tell me to stop thinking of the twitching boob close up Toei did to Zoro?

[zoros-sheath]

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

This is my modern/roommate au for them 💁‍♀️ I had a lot of fun coming up with the paragraph part :)

Please excuse any typo’s my drawing program’s spelling check isn't the best 🙃

Some additional head-canons:

Even though they have an apartment they live and pay rent in, none of them are ever home, much. Luffy’s sleeping over his friends’ houses after hanging out with them, Ace is pretending he’s homeless, and Sabo sleeps at the hospital most of the time. sometimes two of them will be home at the same time, but its almost never all at once on any given day.

Even though they are never home, one day of the week is sacred. The day that no matter what they come home and spend the day together. Thursday. Laundry day

Luffy odd odd jobs done in the past include: possum wrangling, “get my friend out of that tree please, he’s drunk and i don’t want to call the cops”, PC setup (he didnt know anything about it, but somehow he got it all right. Somehow.), performing at a party, assisting in a lab, impromptu chore-boy, and many more.

Nami takes care of Luffy’s Odd job finances and makes sure he gets paid the proper amount. He lets her take a cut, and even though she does indeed want that money, she unfortunately knows Luffy needs that money more than she, so she doesn’t take it. The amount of self restraint she exhibits astounds even she. She is truly a saint (according to her).

The only laws that Luffy knows are 1) his friend (self proclaimed) Law and 2) the Miranda rights, as he heard them while Sabo was getting arrested that one time.

Luffy thought the Law lecture he went to was supposed to be talking about his friend (self proclaimed) Law. He wanted to support his buddy (self proclaimed), not learn about federal law!

No one has kept track of how many times Sabo has went to jail. whenever he’s asked, he changes the number every time.

Sabo had the absolute worst time getting that big ol’ tattoo across his arm. He cried a couple times through it, although he would never admit it. It was an investment that he was willing to make, however, and he thinks it turned out sick as hell. So does everyone else. Because the tattoo is sick as hell.

Ace watch shenanigans:

“hey ace, what time is it” “One sec,” he checks his watch “uhhhh 10 at night” (Its clearly the middle of the day) “Thanks, man”

Dadan calls to check in on them every Thursday night. She pretends she doesn't care about them, but the reality is not looking good for her.

Sabo has been a childhood friend to Luffy and Ace and has slept over the house they lived in with Dadan many times, but he didnt actually come to officially live with them until he was finally kicked out of his parent’s house when he was 16. Dadan has always been more of a mother to him than his biological one ever was and he treasures her even though he says he doesn’t. Actions often speak louder than words, as the two are literal besties despite both verbally expressing their disdain for the other more than praise. Sabo is clearly her favorite of the three brothers and she's the most lenient with him (which is something they all exploit).

Luffy and Ace come to live with Dadan in the au the same way they live there in canon, their fathers are not present in their lives and Garp dropped them both off at her doorstep and expected to take them in.

That’s all I got for now. These guys are fun and I love them very much :)

[toboldlymuppet]

death and liberation ☠️☀️

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Au where Sabo didnt have to leave Dressrosa right away and actually had time to catch up with Luffy. (He’s showing him his beetle collection)

This question is one that could only be answered by luffy, so for like 2 years he’s had this thought festering at the back of his mind. He’s been trying to not show this insecurity of his, in fear that he couldn’t be the Perfect and Stable brother that Luffy deserves. However, the pressure was a little too great for Sabo and he cracked.

For so long he’s had this thought. Its been suffocating for all that time but… Luffy truly has this innate ability… to in just a couple of words… heal a soul.

And suddenly, all that pressure went away. Sabo had nothing to worry about, Luffy would accept him no matter what :)

Ive never written dialogue like this for them before, it was a bit hard to get their voices right, especially sabo since we’ve seen so little from him.

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

This is my medical diagram of Sabo. Of course I’m a doctor, you can trust me :) please don’t call security i cant go back to jail

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

That flashback in episode 1044 is too cute! I cant get enough of he and koala’s dynamic. She’s the older sister he doesn’t deserve 😔

I like the idea Robin gets a kick outta sabo’s shenanigans. She’s the older sister Sabo does deserve

[punkhazardlaw]

One Piece Textposts/Tweets/Memes Pt. 3

[sweatyhanded]

‘orange blossoms’ comic for the @opflowerszine 🍊

[sanjisblackasswife]

I might get Sanji’s signature tatted on me.

[zoro-kun-deactivated20230321]

Everyone shut up and look at my baby

[sheriffclownkins]

i love when Oda wants to give Luffy a cool hat but obviously he can't get rid of the straw hat so he just starts stacking them

[lamina-tsrif]

girl help my brain is boku wa doctor

[moonpaw]

luffy being 17-19 is sooo funny and so embarrassing for the people who get their ass kicked by a short teenager in flip flops

[evelynthecreature]

a man who made puppets of a kingdom, a man who has never known defeat and can see the future, and strongest creature in the world, worshipped as a dragon god, all felled by an inflatable teenager in sandals who is roughly the height of their mid thigh at best

[moonpaw]

imagine you’re a pirate for decades and you’ve been untouchable up until some tiny ass kid in sandals who only set out to sea 2 years ago comes in and just starts kicking the shit out of you in the span of a day. how do you recover after this