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molly. 35. uppity, better than everyone, super skank. sad 86% of the time.

[infertilityidol]

[lelouch]

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[comradetork]

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[bubbleteavangelist]

[vampire-loving-vampire]

voice of a girl who has never had its needs met:

wow ur so nice to me omg , noones ever talked to me in a soft voice before that's , so nice of u . but it's okay if u wanna yell at me tho I totally understand .!!! is it okay if I call u my friend ? no pressure haha just let me know if u hate me . btw can I have a hug ur allowed to say no btw .

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[filmphotofranz]

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[mikkeneko]

the dad never came back from the corner store but the cigarettes did. and they stepped up

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[fullmoonguidance]

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

[fullmoonguidance]

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[firethekitty]

top 5 me posts of all time