Brainrot

Ali. 30s. she/her i've been on this site for too goddamnn long brainrot innit?

[strange-aeons]

i just found out my mother has had a tumblr since i was 3. I am 20. I am a second gen tumblrina.

i can barely comprehend your power

[hotvampireadjacent]

[themultifanshipper]

[scorebug]

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

I think it would be very cool to be able to breathe underwater. Expressly for the purpose of sitting on the seafloor and closing your eyes and blocking out noise except for the water. So peaceful. I think that would fix me

[waterdeeply]

I hate my job so much I want to jump off a bridge!!!!

[feastuponthis]

[i-have-good-taste]

[waterdeeply]

Literally had a breakdown today about my job and had a full on panic attack thinking of going to work tomorrow and texted my dad

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[paparoach]

i will be your 30 year old mutual

[thosetiktoks]

Credit: meg_langton_

[sing-you-fools]

oh hey i have one for this

[apropensityforcharm]

[silverjirachi]

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

[waterdeeply]

Made a career change 6 months ago and already looking for another job lmao

[animentality]

[aqueerkettleofish]

IIRC, they had to terminate the project because the crows were attacking humans who were smoking cigarettes in order to get the "butt."

[biglawbear]

Let The Crows Force You To Quit Smoking

[moethh]

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dannielricciardo]

the only people who will miss max more than us are the people on the grid who wanted to challenge him to a wdc battle and never could

[mushroomseb]

Max Verstappen & Gianpiero Lambiase ⌙ 2024 Las Vegas Grand Prix