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[nhlnewsdesk]

Sidney Crosby, "I wish I could play like a girl"

Here at NHL News Desk we have recieved word that Sidney Crosby is in fact not a girl like some previously claimed. The captain however did have a few things to say regarding this rumor.

“I wish I could play like a girl” Crosby said, “have you seen the abs on Hilary Knight? and Amanda Kessel, how do you look like a bad ass disney princess and STILL kick butt on the ice all the time?”

Since the interview we have been able to confirm that Hilary Knight does have rocking abs and that Amanda Kessel totally does look like a bad ass disney princess. 

[thatsinbintho]

Brian is every single one of my friends in the United States

[joethornton]

02.04.17 jones with an incredible save in overtime

[jakedotchin]

FRANK!!!!! 

[onhomeice-deactivated20181126]

i’d like to thank the person at upper deck who decided to bless us with this incredible photo of d boss in card form. a true hero.

[bouquetofpucks]

As you can tell I’m pretty passionate about my ice cream

[catgifcentral]

[usrimajor-deactivated20240130]

this is so tender

[iron-bullogna]

this must be something about really loving your human because my cat heard it and ran up and instantly started cuddling me and rubbing against my arm

[tracedepas]

the only hockey Discourse i want to be a part of is which player has the cutest dog

[tracedepas]

gustl kopitar has what i would consider the strongest social media presence. his twitter has 6.6k followers. however points are taken off because most of the tweets are not dog related. but even more points added for cuteness.

[tracedepas]

charlie giroux is tiny. this is extra cute because his dad is not tiny. im going to give him extra points for cuddliness. hobbies include car rides and naps. sometimes at the same time.

[tracedepas]

marshall and cash seguin are both Good Boys. they are both handsome and happy. 1000/10 would cuddle. this picture cured my depression tbh.

[tracedepas]

paisley duchene is killing it on instagram. high quality posts, all dog centric. a delight to see on my feed. talents: wonderful seal impression, doubles as a pillow.

[tracedepas]

as the saying goes, all dogs are lap dogs when they’re in your lap. jeffrey malkin is a Big Boy. i would probably give my life for him. who am i kidding, i would 100% die for him, no hesitation.

[tracedepas]

stella kessel’s dad is a stanley cup champion. stella is very very cute. as hard to believe as it is, she’s even cuter when she’s dressed up in: leafs jersey/santa outfit/bandana. 

[tracedepas]

i don’t discriminate. this is django “minou” roussel. he loves hockey as much as his dad. he’s better than all of us and knows it.

[tracedepas]

look i’ve gotten messages asking to add to this post and let’s not pretend i don’t have more pictures ready. if given the opportunity to cuddle nate beaulieu or his dog, we all know i’m gonna be choosing the handsome chocolate brown boy. he looks like he’d treat me right.

[tracedepas]

beckham murray and his instagram account are the best things to come out of 2016

[tracedepas]

at any given time, if you ask me what i’m thinking about, the answer will probably be modie and duke price.

[tracedepas]

cooper and pippa gostisbehere also have their own instagram. i didn’t think it was possible, but somehow they become even cuter when dressed up in their multitude of costumes. @ science side of tumblr pls explain.

[tracedepas]

unfortunately i don’t which of his 5 (five!!!!!) german sherpherds this is, but these could possibly be : gera, bertha, roy, chuck or ovi. one thing i do know for sure is that i would give my life to keep them safe.

[tracedepas]

if there is one thing i’m certain of in this world, it’s that kali bonino is a Good Girl

[tracedepas]

my heart will forever belong to walter latta. he makes me think that there is still some good in the world.

[tylerseguinsabs]

shooter sharp and his father are a stock photo. im sure of it. its adorable.

[saarijaervis]

@ people who aren’t aware that lars is a gorgeous human being: w h y

[andialmostdo]

Carey Price during the 2017 NHL All Star Weekend.

[seguincanadian-deactivated20220]

[darthbenn]

I feel so attacked by this

[clqrkkent]

col vs nsh (jan. 14, 2017) // gabe landeskog

[thornescratch]

OH MY GOD.

THEY’RE DANCING TO ABBA’S DANCING QUEEN

THE RETURN OF BARRY TROTZ HIP BUMPS

THE INTRODUCTION OF TJ OSHIE GITTIN DOWN

AND ALSO NATE SCHMIDT JITTERBUGGING

SHIRTLESS JUSTIN WILLIAMS SEXY DANCIN’

DID YOU SAVE ROOM FOR SMOLDERING DANCING DANIEL WINNIK

I LOVE THIS TEAM.

(Source)

[puckducky]

…And The Little Man That Can, Conor Sheary. Just look at how small he is! But he goes to the areas with tremendous courage.

The Canes commentators during PIT-CAR 1/20/17 (via puckducky)

[eternityinalake]

1/16/17: Penguins comeback from a 3-0 deficit, end regulation tied at 7-7, and score in OT to win, 8-7

[steveyzermans]

y'all are always going on about how jamie benn was drafted 129th overall and how he’s developed into one of the best players in the league and i get so confused because henrik zetterberg was drafted 210th overall and he has a stanley cup ring, conn smythe and king clancy and is one of the best players in the league

[steviecamehome]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.

[eichart]

I saw the whole idea for NHL playoffs + Bad Blood so I made my own version at 12.30 am. Taylor please don’t sue me 

[stevemasons]

THIS NEEDS TO GO VIRAL they should show this on the NHL website 

[disney-prince-patty]

^^^^^^ THEY SHOULD PUT THIS ON NHL NETWORK!! Its so awesome