Queen B

"you are terrifying and strange and beautiful, not something everyone knows how to love" --warsan shire

[cannibalchicken]

his lips are sealed

[l0v3rsl4ndl0rd]

not smash, not pass, but a secret third thing (platonic appreciation)

[himejoshikomaeda]

just saw one of my mutuals make a vaguepost. didn’t get it because it was a vaguepost, so i kept scrolling. just a few posts later i found a post by a different mutual that was very obviously what the first mutual was vagueing about in the first place. so now i’m tapped in. i’m wired. i understand the situation. i can visualize the cyberbeef in my mind. i have access to all of the information. i’m omniscient.

[feyburner]

Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you

[ashstfu]

[tomundsen-deactivated20250731]

Galavant 2x10

[stjohnstarling]

you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

[personalmephistopheles]

#hm. that sounds wrong but i dont know enough about catholics to say for sure [via @kirtlandswarbler]

[alicent-florent]

SIMONE ASHLEY as KATE BRIDGERTON BRIDGERTON  — 3x01: Out of the Shadows

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[catchymemes]

[dailybridgerton]

PENELOPE FEATHERINGTON and COLIN BRIDGERTON BRIDGERTON  — 3x01: Out of the Shadows

[rowanisawriter]

rereading my own fic and every single line is hitting because i wrote it specifically to cater to my extremely particular interests

[inthesensethat]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Guys getting hurt dot com

[divineundone]

guys getting hurt dot com slash careers

[thewitchqifrey]

GOOD OMENS S02E04 • "The Hitchhiker"

[ashstfu]

what the fuck is rizz. tell me i’m the knife you twist inside yourself

[teruel-a-witch]

Tfw you are Steve Mcgarrett and you've spent in the closet so long you still get nervous about your husband intimately touching you in public while in uniform.