Put the mimosas down, bitch.

I love two things in this world. Everybody & Television. sam. elementary teacher. vocal feminist. maryland. television. music. game of thrones. parks and rec. bob's burgers. veronica mars. harry potter. 30 rock. I have a wonderful fiancé by the name of Andrew.

[bitchhunter]

luke after releasing han from carbonite: HANNY S, you just missed the craziest of crazies: swamps, force, deathstars, dueling, DAD???, argument, hand cut off, fleeing the scene, hiding on dagobah, coming here, trying to rescue you and failing, crashing in the millenium falcon for a week cuz TECHNICALLY I'M HOOOMELEEEESSS

[ryan-reynolds]

You’re probably thinking “This is a superhero movie, but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kebab.” Surprise, this is a different kind of superhero story.

[dinuguan]

[shadowywatcherwraith-deactivate]

[eternal-weekend]

[mews]

[basketcasemp3]

You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts, okay?

[bitchhunter]

I haven’t been on here in forever

So some quick updates from my life:

-Teaching first grade just outside of Baltimore

-Work is good and bad. Depending on the day.

-Andrew and I are fantastic.

-We get married July 1st.

-I am so ready for this summer. Marriage. Honeymoon. So much fun.

-Wedding planning is going really well! It’s really fucking expensive. But I feel like things are going really well.

[zombi2]

[digitalsprawl]

frands were distressed that there wasn’t a poe dameron playlist, so i made one…

with thanks to @secretdogs for the track listing.

[passionlikes]

[best-of-memes]

[americanhorrorstory-myface-deac]

[grandestrology-deactivated20150]

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[armagetsome]

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?