are you perHAPS SHORT OF A MARBLE?!

you’ve got the same name as that bloke in Pinocchios brain and you’re a right bastard!

[where-is-zoro-one-piece]

[sobcat]

i can't believe they let me be in charge of myself

[gothiccharmschool]

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie

-Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds.

-Perfect is the enemy of done. You know that, I know that, so let’s all try and believe it.

-All the tiny cryptids have declared today as “NO”. I agree with them.

❤️ Auntie Jilli

[gothiccharmschool]

Today's advice from your Goth Auntie

-Big stretch! Have a snack, take your meds.

-Please stop being so hard on yourself. Trying to guilt yourself to do things doesn’t really work.

-The Cursed Object is holding a jar of jam and sulking.

❤️ Auntie Jilli

[dr-gaytorius]

can I crouch on the tallest piece of furniture in your room and watch you while you sleep in the dark. romantically. please

[gothiccharmschool]

Only if you promise to dust the ceiling fan.

[sophsun1]

The Golden Girls – 7.02: The Case of the Libertine Belle

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

Yeah so I enjoyed the movie

[chapeldean]

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

[chapeldean]

[notavalidblognamebut]

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[willjulep]

Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.

[gothiccharmschool]

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie

-Blink a few times, have a snack, take your meds. 

-Do an Onerous Task that future you will thank you for.

The Cursed Object tried to transform into a form with “lots of teeth”, but instead became an antique porcelain doll. 

❤️ Auntie Jilli

[ceriseheaven]

johnny storm aka no.1 advocate for evil and off-putting women

[rylandsgrace]

JOSEPH QUINN as JOHNNY STORM

The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) dir. Matt Shakman

[bonniethebookbunny]

Just saw F4... this man stole my heart! I might have to write for him.....

[jamierthanyou]

(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

[anxeious]

[memewhore]

[warcrimesimulator]

elephant trunk snakes are absolutely ridiculous. That's a creature alright.