Nataoi

Don't ask what this account is about because I too have no idea

[davidpincher]

if i ever publish a novel and it becomes a bestseller (with like a decent or large fanfom) there is a 200% chance that i will:

read headcanons about my characters

own a headcanons blog

read fanfiction about my ships

comment on said fanfiction

write my own fanfiction (AUs)

rip to other authors but i’m different

[wendycrduroy]

why did I make this.

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THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

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reblogging because someone liked it and DIDN'T REBLOG smh 🤦‍♀️

[burnt-toast-life]

MAINTAIN B A L A N CE

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B A L A N C E I T

[bitchiosforbreakfast]

Thanks for all the suggestions people~

Now I can get back to work on my Fanfic and maybe even share a link here if you guys are interested

[bitchiosforbreakfast]

Quick question:

What would be a good excuse for having a massive dent in your door?

Asking for Fanfic purposes, cmon help Peter out here

[bitchiosforbreakfast]

Oop I just did that--

Do I regret it? Not at all

[bitchiosforbreakfast]

May I just say

~clears throat~

Spideypool fanfic where Itsy Bitsy is their like actual daughter and they attempt to raise her right whilst she rebels against them

If someone writes something like that...

They literally have all my respect

Like I legit always see Ellie as the daughter being used in Spideypool fanfics and I understand but cmon people you're all missing a massive opportunity with Itsy Bitsy as the daughter

[bitchiosforbreakfast]

Just found out who Skip Westcott is and I'm about to hire Wade to take out his gross ass, I'm kinda pissed more people don't know about him tbh, he deserves hate and so much more.

Protect Peter dude

[bitchiosforbreakfast]

Okie guess who made Spideypool Fanart? Well more so Deadpool but still, its actually my first time drawing him oop--

This is actually based off of @ask-spiderpool, which is an amazing blog btw and I'm super late to discovering it but yeah, I'm only around half-way through so far and this is based off of when

[Spoiler Alert]

Peter finally confessed! Yeah that was great until Wade decided to run away✌️But this was really fun to draw so I'll probably do more and hopefully improve

[bitchiosforbreakfast]

Okie quick little note, I swear the next post will be a writing prompt or new AU idea, actually I guess this counts as a prompt of the sorts:

For all my fellow Fanfic writers, lately I've been pretty obsessed with the whole Spideypool drunk scenario, preferably Peter being the drunk one, so if any of you write any fluffy/angsty Spideypool drunk fanfics please send them to me, I will literally worship you like a Fanfic God, which means I'll just scream and fangirl over the art you have created, I'm not gonna pray to you though coz that's just plain creepy.

So yeah you get the big picture, so if you find yourself writing drunk spideypool Fanfic at whatever time of day/night then you know the drill. Also please bare in mind I'm not here to criticise, I'm sure you all have amazing abilities to write Fanfic, so please don't be scared of sending them in.

No r*pe though coz that's nasty and a prettyyy big trigger to me, so uh yeah, keep it clean, well smut is okay but don't go over the boundaries people

-Love that Trashy Spideypool Lover/Nataoi

[bitchiosforbreakfast]

Wowee my last post did pretty good for being my first post, as a reward, take this:

Peter: You can't just go around killing people

Wade: It's not killing, it's releasing them from their sins and sending them to a burning hot paradise filled with sexy demons

Peter: Disgusting...

Wade: Like them

Peter: ~Loud sigh of surrender, ending with a swift kick to Wades beautiful face~

I needed to post something so I made this up on the spot, you better appreciate my creativity.

What creativity they ask...

None I answer...

[bitchiosforbreakfast]

Spideypool AU Idea #1:

(Roommate AU)

Peter and Wade are announced as roommates for their first year of University

Peter is the majorly-infamous Nerd

Whilst

Wade is the majorly-infamous Playboy

Naturally they don't get along, but as they get closer and learn more about each other, will that slowly change?

Some extra (Important) facts:

°Peter and Wade are still Spider-Man and Deadpool

°Deadpool gained his powers before enrolling in University, whilst Spider-Man gained his powers whilst at University

°Wade does have his scars but they're not as bad as in the comics/movies, he covers them up with make-up to the best of his abilities

°Peter is a tsundere to Wade, Spider-Man is even more of a tsundere to Deadpool

°Wade/Deadpool is flirtier then usual, and also lewd

The rest you guys can add on, I hope those of you planning to make content for this AU have fun, and remember to let your creativity let loose!

(I'm actually currently writing a Fanfic for this AU, and I really do enjoy this AU, hence why I'm posting this, so you guys can hopefully join in)

-Love that Trashy Spideypool Lover/Nataoi