jj

ive lived a thousand lives on here and i’ll live a thousand more i hope

[selkesson]

was hit with a burst of inspiration and desire to organize something

[davidpincher]

everything is awful right now but i edited ernie clement with a tiara on his head

[largishcat]

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

[qadash-moved]

anon / anon / @mountainqoats / bygones, Keaton Henson / Invitation, Mary Oliver / better in the morning, birdtalker /

[phiapng]

girl buddie

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[ddeerlybeloved]

kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

[nothazellevesque]

i am simply an Alive Bobby Nash Truther until the bitter end. they can have a live feed of the inside of that man’s coffin as his body decomposes in the corner of every single episode from here on out and i will continue to believe that he will rise from the grave and continue to live his best most chaotic life with his hot wife and his cringefail bisexual son assigned to him by the HR department at the LAFD and his beloved dear paramedic friends who come to him for life advice and his son in law/narrative parallel with extreme catholic guilt and a nobel prize for pioneering new batshit ways to repress emotions and discovering previously unknown stages of grief. it is what he deserves

[lenodrysalad]

buck's "in love with eddie?" line kills me not because it's wild but cus buck is supposed to be in disbelief yet oliver is obviously fighting his buddie demons trying not to smile and giggle and kick his feet and twirl his hair he has been waiting for this moment for years i know he was gagging trying not to look directly into the camera and scream

[ladyoftheharbour]

can we please please please learn to differentiate between things that are good but devalued because of their association with women (caring for children, being compassionate), things that are neutral but seen negatively because of their association with women (the colour pink, having long hair), and things that are bad but associated with women because of misogyny (being materialistic, being stupid) because otherwise we’re gonna keep getting takes like “being gender nonconforming is anti feminist” and “not studying for your classes is feminist”

[gaydadeddie]

i dont want 9-1-1 to raise the stakes i want bobby to grill steaks and have a nice little backyard garden party at their new house where buck and eddie get caught making out and athena, hen and karen get the giggles and may and harry are making salad and bonding as siblings and maddie goes into labor while chim is out buying american cheese. is that too much to ask :(

[davidpincher]

a single curl falls nicely in my hair and suddenly i’m rivaling narcissus with how much i’m looking in the mirror

[phiapng]

do you think buck called eddie

[phiapng]

talk talk

[davidpincher]

so ‘don’t drink the water’ was just revealed to be the title of s8 ep17 right. and a lot of people are making the connection between water and eddie’s arc in s8a, where the priest tells eddie, “you were denying yourself because you don’t feel worthy,” as eddie is trying to come to terms with his failure as a father and put on a mask (ie mustache) as a metaphorical “beard”. you know, a lot of these things that can be related to the repression of his feelings. you know, maybe towards a man. but, there’s more. don’t drink the water can refer to one of two songs - the one by the dave matthews band or tears for fears. and honestly, whichever one it is…

the tears for fears song also references a gay man in its opening (through a slur so i will not be sharing), but either way there is a connection between ‘coming out’ and ‘showing emotion’ and drinking water in a way that has been directly tied to eddie. “do not (still) drink water, but use a little wine” (and for eddies juice metaphor, id like to add that wine is fermented juice) is a biblical passage (timothy 5:23) tells the reader to consume such things for their own joy and health, so long that it’s in moderation. with eddies storyline, drinking juice in moderation represents trusting himself and going after what he wants (buck) without punishing himself. don’t drink the water can also be a kidnapping plane story, like the 1969 or 1994 movies by a certain awful person but rg being on set in kenny’s videos gives me the slightest inkling it may have something to do with a certain edmundo diaz

[davidpincher]

take a shot for every tv show i started watching because i thought the popular gay ship was canon only to realize the reality was much worse (one is gay but the other is ‘straight’ but they’re codependent and weird about it)…

[davidpincher]

i need fanon 911 to stop calling eddies sister sophia. that girl is mexican. her name is sofia diaz this has been a psa