Something Nasty In The Hold...

Canadian, usually female, pansexual queer BDSM Fairy Gothmother.Old enough to know better, young enough to do the stupid, fun thing from time to time anyway. Intersectional feminist with no time or patience for wanky bullshit. Currently obsessed with The Terror, and always obsessed with art, death, and ballet.

[frottinq]

I literally wish being a conservative was as stigmatized as conservatives think it is

[bitchofnovember-blog]

Let’s keep up the stigmatisation and mke it that way! :D

[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

(NOT MINE)

Source:

https://9gag.com/gag/a831mwp

[bitchofnovember-blog]

Carl Sagan’s interplanetary dick pic.

[vultureculturecoyote-deactivate]

Common Guillemot. Taxidermy and skeleton side by side. 

Both of these birds (It is two separate birds) were found dead on a local beach. I find them quite frequently after cold weather in the winter. The skeleton was done about two years ago before I learned how to do taxidermy, I only just got a chance to do a full taxidermy mount of one this year! It came out fantastic! I plan on doing full mounts of any I find in the future and I’ve already got places in mind where I could donate them for science!

[bitchofnovember-blog]

I really need to take that taxidermy course! Let’s stuff dead things!!! :D

[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

(NOT MINE)

Source:

https://9gag.com/gag/adLg2nZ

[isitanabominationuntonuggan]

is tumblr an abomination unto nuggan

Soon.

[isitanabominationuntonuggan]

Tumblr Is Now An Abomination Unto Nuggan.

[rachmaninoffs]

an anon asked for stannis in adwd 

i will fill that request properly later but since stannis is a dick in the first few chapters i….

decided to illustrate the whine heard ‘round westeros

[bacchanalium]

These guys are like Werner Herzog and David Attenborough of the Terror. 

Stanley is like: This land is cursed. The sea is in misery, Veal Cutlet Tomato is in misery, rats are in misery, they screech in agonising dread as we move towards the incomprehensible enormity of terror, isolation, starvation and certain death.  

And Goodsir be like: Oh, look!  A polar bear! You can see how joyfully it feasts upon the remains of some lovely young gentleman! This wonderful demon-bear is indeed a beautiful example of Arctic wildlife: it has the most exquisite method of dismembering its dinner. Oh! Very nice! Let’s take a closer look!

[prematurecannibalism]

Great, now I’m cackling at the thought of Alistair Petrie delivering the final monologue in Grizzly Man.

I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature.

[bitchofnovember-blog]

That little pocket crab just makes the pic!

[memewhore]

[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

Edinburgh has some amazing buildings

(NOT MINE)

Source:

https://9gag.com/gag/aYYrD7V

So, I know that he wouldn’t have been able to afford it and it is propably not old enough … but I don’t care.

I decidet that Harry lifed there.

With Collins and they where very happy.

And Little and Jopson lived there as well …

And Peglar and Bridgens.

And James and Francis because at this point, why not?

It has four floors so that works out.

Wet cellars? What is mold? why did they all move to Edinburgh? I can’t hear you. Lalalalalalala

It is basicly the Stark Tower for “the Terror” … it’s Terror Tower … that sounds like a ride in Disneyland … I don’t care.

[4damien]

Anyone can help!

(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

[bitchofnovember-blog]

Passing this on. Both my 4 yr. old niece and I have potentially fatal food allergies, and carry Epipens at all times. Hers saved her life just a few months ago, while her family was on vacation in Mexico, and she touched a chair that someone had spilled peanuts on, then put her hand near her mouth. That’s all it takes, folks. I had to use mine once on an airplane because other people were eating peanuts, I’d breathed the oil on the recirculated air, and my throat began to close. A massive dose of Benedryl and an oxygen tank kept me alive until we landed. This is serious shit. I’ve got the fruit allergies too, and my niece can’t even be near fish. Anaphylactic shock is hellish, and would be an awful way to die.

[filibusterfrog]

halflings love their new giant children

[bitchofnovember-blog]

I love this. This is my new head canon.

[bewareofthecar1966]

so apparently king william island has some real cool reviews on google

[bitchofnovember-blog]

I know where I’m taking my next vacation!

[nomehablen2]

i hate monopoly it is like some old white guy was sitting around and then thought to himself, what if we could make capitalism fun? well you tried and you failed dipshit

[astrophobe-deactivated20131016]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_board_game_Monopoly it was actually created by a Georgist to illustrate the principle that rent makes landlords richer and tenants poorer. She designed it to be incredibly not fun, to show that if you don’t own property you experience an inevitable foreseeable slow dwindling of your resources until you eventually go bankrupt. She figured that through Monopoly people would be so bored and frustrated that they would understand how terrible the system of rent is

Then Parker Brothers patented it, mass-produced it, people bought it because people have terrible taste in games, and the original creator experienced an inevitable foreseeable slow dwindling of her resources until she died impoverished and obscure

[hestmord]

society is a horrific parody of itself

[blackcollarcitizen-deactivated2]

No wonder this game makes me aggressive

[babayagay]

Her name was Elizabeth Magie and her game was stolen by Charles Darrow.

Darrow went bankrupt after the 1929 Stock Market Crash, so when he saw his neighbors playing the game, he copied down the instructions, and published his own version of the game.

Then he sold it to the Parker Brothers who popularized the game. Darrow became a millionare within the year. Despite this, Hasboro currently lists him as the sole creator on their website.

Magie was amazing, and not just for her game. She liked to mock societal standards of the time through theater and even made national headlines mocking the institution of marriage. She supported herself until her mid 40s, proving that marriage was not the only option for women, before tying the knot herself.

Elizabeth Magie is attributed with this, “Girls have minds, desires, hopes, and ambitons.” Dont forget her name.

[smitethestate]

This is the saddest and most representative of the United States thing ever.

[dexer-von-dexer]

Magie actually had a second set of rules for a more fair game to show how the system could be improved. The game was meant to be unfair to illustrate the unfairness of runaway capitalism at first, and then switch to a new set of rules, which provide a much more even playing field (and a much more fun game). Darrow scrapped this second ruleset when he stole it, eliminating the teaching purpose and also all the fun. Here’s the original rules, with the second ruleset included

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

when franz kafka said “i could have built the pyramids with the effort it takes me to cling on to life and reason”

[everythingmustgo]

when hozier said “with my mid youth crisis all said and done, I need to be youthfully felt cuz god I never felt young”

[middleearthsource]

[sarahconnorjr]

[bitchofnovember-blog]

Just add meds.