Top-3 most insane things said by character Anders in the game Dragon Age II:
3. "I would drown us in blood to keep you safe." [sexy]
2. "I have personally led five mages to freedom through these tunnels. They bent to kiss the ground through the sewage." [sad]
1. "I know you're looking for someone to be angry at. If it helps, go ahead and take it out on me." [WHAT. THE ACTUAL. FUCK.]











