Three Goblin Art
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Cosimo Galluzzi
Peter Solarz
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Origami Around
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$LAYYYTER
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
DEAR READER
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@theadhddragon
I don't understand the concept of hating "like spamming" or "reblog spamming". As someone with ADHD and hyperfocus, if you go onto my blog and get lost in the sauce enough to practically reblog the last 5 days worth of stuff I reblogged then good on you my dude my friend my bean, please keep it up I'm glad you like it have a cookie fam, you deserve it cause we have the same taste and I feel like my blog is a public library of stuff I find entertaining so enjoy the browse.
little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on
awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature
stop that put my words back normal style
🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨
snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle
i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now
collection of silly tarquin and ashur memes (and meme templates) that i made for some reason?? feel free to use them for good 😇 or evil 😈
STEN • THE CHARIOT
two forces pulling in opposite direction • I had the pleasure of painting Sten with the tarot card The Chariot as inspiration for 2026's @dragonageannual ARCANA!
Dragon age origins is like…. You’re nineteen, new in town, and it’s your second day at pizza hut. You don’t even know how to work the register yet and you just watched your manager get carted off by the paramedics. You have no contact info for him, his next of kin, or corporate. The only other employee is the guy who’s been here for two weeks and is a bit of a doofus, and neither of you really know what you’re supposed to do now. You both desperately need this job though, and the doofus at least has a drivers license and *kiiinda* knows how to use the oven so you just. Shrug, and start taking orders and making pizzas and praying to god that the bills are on autopay.
And weirdly enough you’re really good at this: making pizzas and dealing with shitty customers and breaking up fights in the parking lot and pretending to be Duncan’s cousin on the phone so the utility company doesn’t cut off the power. But running a store is a lot of work for two dumb kids, so slowly you start accumulating a bunch of competent weirdos to help out, like the nun who left her convent because god told her to help you make pizzas, and the elderly school teacher who just survived a mass shooting, and the guy the papa johns down the street hired to run you over. And really there’s no way any of this should be working as well as it is - you’re absolutely committing fraud of some kind here - but you’ve managed to dodge the landlord every time he’s stopped by, and the health inspector never shows up to tell you to stop letting your dog hang out behind the counter and you’re all still kinda looking at each other and asking ‘are we allowed to just do this?’ before shrugging again and continuing to make pizzas, until somehow, through a series of unlikely technicalities, your doofus coworker ends up on the ballot for governor.
And after like five months of this the regional manager wanders in out of nowhere and you’re sure he’s about to chew your ass out for this mess, but it turns out he’s pretty chill and honestly kind of impressed with how you managed to keep the place up and running all on your own. So now you’re all thinking ‘thank god, there’s someone here who actually knows how to run a Pizza Hut’ only for him to get hit by a car two days later on the night of the Super Bowl.
Dragon age origins is like…. You’re nineteen, new in town, and it’s your second day at pizza hut. You don’t even know how to work the register yet and you just watched your manager get carted off by the paramedics. You have no contact info for him, his next of kin, or corporate. The only other employee is the guy who’s been here for two weeks and is a bit of a doofus, and neither of you really know what you’re supposed to do now. You both desperately need this job though, and the doofus at least has a drivers license and *kiiinda* knows how to use the oven so you just. Shrug, and start taking orders and making pizzas and praying to god that the bills are on autopay.
And weirdly enough you’re really good at this: making pizzas and dealing with shitty customers and breaking up fights in the parking lot and pretending to be Duncan’s cousin on the phone so the utility company doesn’t cut off the power. But running a store is a lot of work for two dumb kids, so slowly you start accumulating a bunch of competent weirdos to help out, like the nun who left her convent because god told her to help you make pizzas, and the elderly school teacher who just survived a mass shooting, and the guy the papa johns down the street hired to run you over. And really there’s no way any of this should be working as well as it is - you’re absolutely committing fraud of some kind here - but you’ve managed to dodge the landlord every time he’s stopped by, and the health inspector never shows up to tell you to stop letting your dog hang out behind the counter and you’re all still kinda looking at each other and asking ‘are we allowed to just do this?’ before shrugging again and continuing to make pizzas, until somehow, through a series of unlikely technicalities, your doofus coworker ends up on the ballot for governor.
And after like five months of this the regional manager wanders in out of nowhere and you’re sure he’s about to chew your ass out for this mess, but it turns out he’s pretty chill and honestly kind of impressed with how you managed to keep the place up and running all on your own. So now you’re all thinking ‘thank god, there’s someone here who actually knows how to run a Pizza Hut’ only for him to get hit by a car two days later on the night of the Super Bowl.
A moment of peace, listening to stories
I've been so busy lately I barely have time to draw my own things anymore, but carried this one in my head for quite a while. Drawing fake screenshots like it's 2010.
the sea goddess ˖°𓇼🌊⋆
That one scene
Oh man, that last post I reblogged is making me want to watch a Series of Unfortunate Events again. (The netflix show, not the movie.) I haven't seen it since it came out, and it's *so good.*
I genuinely think it's better than the books. (And the executive producer is the author, so that helps.)
If any fans of the books haven't seen it yet, go watch it. They do update some of the language and events a bit for modern times (smart phones and gps weren't exactly commonplace when the books first came out, for example) and some small changes are made, but they work well.
(In my first watch of the show, there were some added scenes that I started to get angry about because it seemed like they were changing too much, but please, hold out. There is a good reason, and I really like what they did with it. If you know, you know.)
Unhinged Text Posts: Dorian Pavus Edition (Part 9)
More Text Post Memes: Dorian | Dragon Age
I see a text post and I get possessed
I wonder if the ancient elves ever tried to create synthetic Lyrium... from scratch... and if so, what happened
What if the green Lyrium we see in Horror of Hormak was synthetic? It wouldn't be too much of a stretch for Ghilan'nain to replicate Titan blood, makes more sense for her than June to have managed it
Tuesday the 17th is the only day(s) to reblog this.
@renniegade
@crazydreamer6
I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging
wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding
this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly
it is so fucking sad to find a cool fanartist on here and then see that their last post was from like 2018 and they were announcing that they were moving to Twitter.
It's like being a space colonist and finding a little abandoned space cottage and there's a diary in it and the last entry is like "i have now gone to seek a better life on [name of planet that got overtaken by axe-wielding octopi that feed on human blood]"
Would you still find vampires sexy if they smelled like a dead body
I want to put vampires or something similar in something I’m writing but I need to find a way of making them unsexy somehow.
It is imperative that nobody wants to fuck this thing.
You may be in the wrong place
It will also have a very bad personality.
I regret to inform you there is nothing you can do.
I can reduce the sexiness as much as I possibly can and I will
To the people making suggestions about ethnicity, a) I’m not leveraging people’s racism to achieve my goals and b) he has to be a Greek man from Athens for plot related reasons
