what the fuck happened to me

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what the fuck happened to me
So I’m staying at a friend’s house in Boston
And in their guest room is a door.
And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet.
But no!
There are STAIRS in that closet!
Now where do those stairs go, you may ask?
Up to the black void attic of course.
But you know, it doesn’t seem to end there.
Because for reasons no one seems to know, this door deadbolts from inside. There’s nothing but a black void up there. Why must it lock on that side of it???
Of course, it was then that I spotted something else.
Why yes, those ARE scratch marks on the inside of the door. Which, one might think dog because they’re so low on the door (only a third of the way up).
But you know, this wouldn’t be fun if that was all there was.
That deadbolt has scratches all around it too.
Funzies!
Because guess what.
That deadbolt is five feet off the ground. And there is no dog in this house tall enough to reach it.
Pretty sure I just entered a horror film.
Gotta love Boston architecture.
You’re friend’s a werewolf don’t be afraid just support them.
I want emo versions of idioms
Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”
You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life
#ICONIC
it’s 7 billion, but yeah, I get ya, real shit.
a modern fairytale
your soft blood // sorority noise
Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP
Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
he accepted ur cold drink!!
Enjoying our last bozeman summer. 😍🐕😎
I knew this had been building for a long time and Zooey and I really did care about the Nick/Jess story and we would text and call each other and have discussions of how we wanted to play a moment before we would get on set and get directed. So it was something we both really valued and I do love the Nick character and I do love the Jess character - Jake Johnson
please help
Hello. I just got out of an toxic and verbally abusive relationship. I moved back to my parents place yesterday, but the problem is the money my parents loaned him and I back in the day to buy the apartment. They did not wish to fight with him, and so they told him (because he went on and on about how i was selfish for ripping him off and being selfish) that he could keep the 29 000 dkk they LOANED HIM. I want to atleast pay my parents back a bit, so commision would be nice :) I dont have a lot of pictures of my art, but i’ll link some. half body is 5$, fullbody is 10$. ALL ART WILL BE SKETCHED, LINEARTED, COLOERED AND SHADOWED :) I also do icons for 2$ I ALSO DO HARMONY GUIDES, 3$ PER SONG