Shining Saotome Defense Squad

IMPORTANT! IF YOU REBLOG PICTURES OF THAT BLACK AND BLUE BIRD WITH THE WEIRD FEATHERS, PLEASE TAG IT AS "BLACK AND BLUE BIRD" OR "BIRD OF PARADISE" BECAUSE THAT THING TERRIFIES ME! GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS! I am Isuzu Ringo! You may call me Isuzu, Isu, Rin, Ringo, Isuhime, or Your Highness~. Please don't actually call me Your Highnes. I said it as a joke at some point and the group refuses to call me anything else. It's been over a full year, too. You can call me by my real name, though! My name is Lexus! I'm a huge freaking nerd with crushes on fictional characters! But who isn't at this point in time, really? I am 21 years old, or at least I will be a day after typing this. My birthday is April 28th. I am a Taurus. That is your only warning. I draw, I've been doing so since 2006. I am also an aspiring voice actress, and I've been working on that since 2008. I've been Roleplaying for five years now. My first muse was Tokiya Ichinose from Uta no Prince-sama. The majority of my RP blogs are within the UtaPri fandom, so there's that. I am a fairly easy going indiviual, but I do act on first impressions for the most part. If you make me nervous or uncomfortable at any point in time, I will let you know, and I will be 2000% honest with you. If you ask me, I will RP with you. Husbandos and Waifus UtaPri: Kotobuki Reiji, Shibuya Tomochika Kuroko no Basuke: Kise Ryouta Project K: Saruhiko, Rikio Black Butler: Sebby Persona 3: Mitsuru Persona 4: Yukiko Fate Series: Ryuunosuke and Cu Chulainn Brocon: Kaname and Natsume Amnesia: Ikki Diabolik Lovers: Raito, Yuma, Shin Hakuoki: Souji, my sick baby Free: Rei Kamigami: Hades Yowapedal: Makishima, Toudou Bakumatsu Rock: Katsura, Fake Okita Binan KouKou: En, Kinosaki Hatoful Boyfriend: Sakazaki Yuuya, Iwamine Shu Sakamoto Desu Ga: Sera Yuuya Voltag Inc.: Roberto Button, Edward Levaincois, Yakov Cherenkov, Kirigakure Saizou

[dakakapo]

WHAAAAAAAAAT!?!? HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!

that’s my comic holy cow, this is exactly how I wanted it to feel omg

thank you, this is wonderful, really love Monika’s voice acting ! Caines’s too, god knows how hard it is to get his voice right❤️

[manleytea]

YEE HAWW 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫 PASSE UNE BONNE JOURNÉE 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷👨‍🎨👨‍🎨🥐🥐💥💥🔥🔥WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🔥💥🔥💥

context: their en vas are married

[lino-nyangi]

fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

[dat-soldier]

you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy

[permamiss]

[isuzu-ringo]

I'm looking for a place where I can buy a plus size (American size XL-XXL) Genshin cosplay l (either beidou or Xinyan)

If anyone could help I'd greatly appreciate.

[respectfulmemes]

[mentalkillness]

I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher

[robin-the-robo]

[enchantment1385]

I’ve been waiting a whole damn year to post these…. :D

[theempathogen]

[ottermatopoeia]

[unexplained-events]

The Enigma of Amigara Fault

This short story by Junji Ito is about a fault that appears in Amigara mountain after an earthquake. The earthquake exposes countless human-shaped holes in the mountain which seem to have been made about a thousand years ago. People, intrigued by these  silhouettes, gather at the site and that’s when things get creepy.

It’s about a 15-20 min read, but if you haven’t read this before, you’re in for a treat. Link above.

[gnars-house]

i mean it’s not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASN’T been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! it’s creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

[globalmutt]

Hearing the trigger word and just

[thebadchoicemachine]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[hollowtones]

i am 

POLITE

i can 

DRINKWATER

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[edwad]

now that everyone from twitter has joined tumblr overnight, it's time to lay a couple ground rules:

1. it's not called a "retweet", it's called a "reblog", but if you're REALLY cool, you refer to it as a "rebagel"

2. if someone has fewer followers than you, it is totally fair to call them "irrelevant", but it is actually more stinging to call them "irrelephant"

3. if you see someone irl that you think might have a tumblr, you're supposed to say "i like your shoe laces". the correct response, which any true tumblrite would know by heart, is "thanks, i stole them from the president"

4. there is a particular phenomenon that happens after 12am EST called "nightblogging", and everything after this point is the fault of the australians

5. tumbeasts

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.