#HannibalLecterIsADick

I'm Morgan. 19. Cosplayer. Upstate New York. Marvel, Hannibal, Sherlock, Star Trek. Free! Previously known as "rdjass" I track both rdjass and bitchycannibal. Eh,I tag NSFW and tags for myself and my friends.

[samanthasgroves1deac]

[bitchycannibal]

ur dumb

ur face is dumb

[bitchycannibal]

How did that sprained ankle feel? ive done mine wrong but damn yours is all red and local inflammation e.E

IT HURT LIKE FUCK HOLY SHIT

[bitchycannibal]

never on this blog anymore, go follow bisexualhanniballecter thats where im at

[bitchycannibal]

so at work today i looked out into the mall and saw these two siblings fighting. they were a boy and a girl, both couldn’t be any older than 13. And the boy had one crutch. So, the sister is yelling at her brother and goes and kicks him as hard as she could in the shin. The brother then laughs and says “WRONG ONE IDIOT!” as he pulls up his pant leg to reveal she kicked his prosthetic leg.

so she kicked him in the other and he doubled over on the mall floor. 

[jason-todds]

[iwantcupcakes]

An adorable child was spotted happily wandering around the set of Captain America: Civil War yesterday (May 20, 2015)

[rhidley]

[bitchycannibal]

the avengers; that’s what we call ourselves

[oscillateswildly]

when everything else fails i will always have the oscar® nominated film, captain america: the winter soldier

[shieldsandrec]

[stonemma-blog]

Why the hell do you need an arrow that comes back to you after you shoot it, Clint? - Because…boomerang.

[historieofbeafts]

Honestly, the best thing I know about eels isn’t a biological fact at all, it’s that as a young biology student Sigmund Freud dissected about 400 of them in search of male reproductive organs, before giving up in frustration. This explains so much about Freud.

[houndsoflovemp3-blog1]

#WHERES THE DICKS WHERES THE DICKS WHERES THE DICKS - sigmund freud#sometimes a frenzied quest for eel dicks is just a frenzied quest for eel dicks

[steviebucks]

[madsmikkelsennt-deactivated2015]

this was a real turning point in the series

[bitchycannibal]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: katniss was a deaf, mentally ill, possibly asexual, native american woman of color and the movie ignored all of that.

[sadgaywerewolf]

Support fat trans and nb people. Support people that will never “pass” or look androgynous no matter how hard they try. Support boys with large breasts that they can’t bind down and wide hips that scream “femininity” and cute, round faces that won’t contour into masculine angles.

[tooshas]

[keep-calm-and-disney-on]

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

[nerd-with-wings-deactivated2019]

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

[shxrtxgal-deactivated20160617]

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

[roxys-version]

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

[bach-dirty-to-me]

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

[eldiablocabra]

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!