We're all pretty bizarre...

19 years young. Lovely Ladies/Faberry/Frozen/Elsanna/Random Shit. Enjoy exploring my blog...

[bite-me-im-a-lezbian]

So there was a scorpion in my friend Shelby’s room…

Moral of the video: My friends are insane…

[bite-me-im-a-lezbian]

Tumblr in a nutshell.

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That’s me. My middle name is Quinn, I stopped going by Lucy because kids made up a mean nickname, Lucy Caboosey. I hated the way I looked. I had zits; I was chubby. I felt terrible about myself. I didn't have friends. Nobody would talk to me. I was the only kid at school who had to dissect their own frog because nobody would be my lab partner. And then I joined ballet, lost a little bit of weight, found out I was athletic and joined gymnastics and cheer leading, went on Proactiv for my acne; and, when my dad got transferred he got a raise, and I asked him if I could get a nose job, and he said yes, and I asked them to call me Quinn. I love myself, and that's why I did all those things. I've been that girl, and I’m never going back. I was a miserable little girl. And now I’m gonna be prom queen.

Quinn Fabray

[bite-me-im-a-lezbian]

The only straight I am's a straight up bitch.

Santana Lopez

[bite-me-im-a-lezbian]

I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing—I have awesome gaydar.

Santana Lopez

[with-drops-of-jupiter]

[totallyludicrous]

Yup

[dreamasthoughyoullneverdie]

[lesbianshepard]

what a fine time to be queer

[adorablecanadiancupcake-blog]

Are people seriously this uncomfortable with their sexuality that this is even an issue? Like fuck the people who wrote these. Easy decision every single time.

[bite-me-im-a-lezbian]

*SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM*

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[poefirn-deactivated20151231]

Is that Dianna Agron stuck in popcorn maker?

[bite-me-im-a-lezbian]

FINALLY SOMEONE MADE THIS I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY.

[alexsmorgan]

why dianna agron is flawless

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[oneetreehiill-deactivated201506]

[is--love--louder]

the last one though

[bite-me-im-a-lezbian]

Never Defy The Lion Quinn

Based on the fanfic: “Everything The Light Touches”

[elenaquillbert]

[kswhateverspace]

[music-keeps-me-smiling-deactiva]

[buginateacup]

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

"I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?"