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@bitemyoldendangeredass-blog1
"It's astounding what a bit of bioengineering can do. Here I've got two cats that shouldn't have lived past fifteen, and yet, they're near in their forties."
Zukunft, the little cyborg tabby, hops up onto the General's lap, giving a happy purr.
--the yelp behind him? Not so happy.
Ignoring the other Alister, he clears his throat.
"Not that I would recommend it, naturally. It takes years of expertise to master--" Another startled yelp. "--like me!"
[x]
"I’m sure it’s on a long list of things you would like to tell me." He smirks. You can have threesomes if you want, just not in Jade’s bed.
"Alright, then. I’ve been lying to you this whole time."
"I’m not a Lombax. I’m three Zyphoids in a suit."
"I am shocked and in awe, Alister. I can’t believe you’d hide this information from me."
"I did it for your own safety, Colonel. On full moons, I can't help but throw myself onto pizzas and sickening millions."
[x]
"I’m sure it’s on a long list of things you would like to tell me." He smirks. You can have threesomes if you want, just not in Jade’s bed.
"Alright, then. I've been lying to you this whole time."
"I'm not a Lombax. I'm three Zyphoids in a suit."
Colonel, I don’t know what you did, but my abstinence is lifted.
"It could be that you were provided with a sterile environment and instead of doing it yourself, I was able to help."
Big ole lombax hands are not for nimble work, obviously.
Hey, hey, his species got along just fine for years okay.
"I didn't have much of a voice in the matter. But I suppose it's an improvement, in the end." Waking up in bed to two Ratchets was... an experience, at least. "I was going to tell you about that. Eventually."
Colonel, I don't know what you did, but my abstinence is lifted.
"You are going to short-circuit all of that work I did."
"IT’S FFFFINE. E’thing’s fiiiinnnee… hell’uh colonul.”
"I’m pleased you think so."
He’s going to take your drink from you.
"B-but tha’s… mine.”
"Well, not anymore. I’m going to take it so you don’t end up sputtering and I have to wind you up in the morning like a toy soldier."
She takes the booze and cups, sighing.
"Where did you hide this?"
"NuuuuuUUUHHHHHHHHHH."
Alister, good lord, no. You sound like a child.
"Give it back! I don' get't have fun n'more!"
S-so...
Alister looks to Thaddeus on his left, and Aulus on his right.
"How drunk was I."
Ahem... So...
"This didn't happen. You were never here."
Send me "So..." to hear what my character would say to yours after casual sex.
drink up!!
OOPS sorry Jade, looks like he had a hidden bottle.
"Y'WANNA KNOW WHAT I THINK I think...
I'wanna squish u. I always wwanna. S'weird though. Squish."
"You are going to short-circuit all of that work I did."
"IT’S FFFFINE. E’thing’s fiiiinnnee… hell’uh colonul.”
"Yes, Alister, it’s me."
"Y’look.
Y’look nice.
Niiiiiice…”
"I’m pleased you think so."
He’s going to take your drink from you.
"B-but tha's... mine."
"You are going to short-circuit all of that work I did."
"IT’S FFFFINE. E’thing’s fiiiinnnee… hell’uh colonul.”
"Yes, Alister, it’s me."
"Y'look.
Y'look nice.
Niiiiiice..."
"You are going to short-circuit all of that work I did."
"IT'S FFFFINE. E'thing's fiiiinnnee... hell'uh colonul."
Drink up!
"I NEV'R wanted t'kill ya. Jus' came down toit. I jjjjjust wanted t'see y'again."
Send me a "drink up!" and my muse will tell yours a secret while intoxicated.
