Bazaar of the Bizarre

[creatureprofessor]

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

[bitextualdisaster]

Went to a museum exhibit once that had this little guy

10/10, give me tiny replicas of animal statues that I am encouraged to pat as part every exhibit ever please

[frontmansdefender]

wigginsgolf on instagram

[naamahdarling]

At least one could deliberately sign the follow-up apology email with "warm regrets" and maybe get a laugh. Jesus Christ.

[themightyhumanbroom]

My average writing experience:

"Alright I think I'm almost done actually-"

*Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*

[bitextualdisaster]

@fieldofclover this you?

[bitextualdisaster]

Animal Crossing Swap Meet! CLOSED

Edit: HEY SO, this got a lot busier a lot faster than I anticipated 😅 Island is still open and will be for a while, but sorry if I’m a bit slow replying and if it takes a while to join. We’ve gotten a bit quieter again now if people are still interested 😁

Edit 2: SORRY WE JUST CRASHED! Anyone who was still on my island shoot me a quick message and I’ll send you a new code! SORRY! New code up and running now

Hello Animal Crossing community! I cleared out my house storage a bit yesterday and I have a bunch of furniture and clothing I’d like to get rid of. I’m going to be opening my island up for a few hours to let people come and take or catalogue stuff 😊

DM me for Dodo Code please!

There’s no entry fee, no tips required or anything, just come have a look around, grab anything that takes your fancy, hit up my stores and hang out for a bit. I’m from the Southern Hemisphere, so bring your rods and nets for those seasonal critters. I’m not really breeding any flowers at the moment, so feel free to pick any EXCEPT for my black roses please.

I also have a bunch of spare resources from island hopping, so I’m offering any of the below DIYs made for free until I run out, just let me know in DM what your in game name is and what you’d like made 😊

Also if anyone has a luck cat they would like turned into a golden lucky cat, I can do that for you if you bring me the materials, it’s just the lucky cat and 2 gold nuggets.

Come hang out with me!

ALSO ITS NOW RAINING! YAY! Rain has ended

(Also please feel free to reblog this, I have basically no followers 😅)

[bitextualdisaster]

Thankyou so much to everyone who came to my first ever swap meet! You’re all such lovely people and I had a great time 😊

Definitely keen to do this again the next time my storage gets too full 😂

THANKS GUYS ❤️

[bitextualdisaster]

Animal Crossing Swap Meet! CLOSED

Edit: HEY SO, this got a lot busier a lot faster than I anticipated 😅 Island is still open and will be for a while, but sorry if I’m a bit slow replying and if it takes a while to join. We’ve gotten a bit quieter again now if people are still interested 😁

Edit 2: SORRY WE JUST CRASHED! Anyone who was still on my island shoot me a quick message and I’ll send you a new code! SORRY! New code up and running now

Hello Animal Crossing community! I cleared out my house storage a bit yesterday and I have a bunch of furniture and clothing I’d like to get rid of. I’m going to be opening my island up for a few hours to let people come and take or catalogue stuff 😊

DM me for Dodo Code please!

There’s no entry fee, no tips required or anything, just come have a look around, grab anything that takes your fancy, hit up my stores and hang out for a bit. I’m from the Southern Hemisphere, so bring your rods and nets for those seasonal critters. I’m not really breeding any flowers at the moment, so feel free to pick any EXCEPT for my black roses please.

I also have a bunch of spare resources from island hopping, so I’m offering any of the below DIYs made for free until I run out, just let me know in DM what your in game name is and what you’d like made 😊

Also if anyone has a luck cat they would like turned into a golden lucky cat, I can do that for you if you bring me the materials, it’s just the lucky cat and 2 gold nuggets.

Come hang out with me!

ALSO ITS NOW RAINING! YAY! Rain has ended

(Also please feel free to reblog this, I have basically no followers 😅)

[darkgreyclouds]

designed some dino villagers~

[raiain]

the moon asks a question by dirgewithoutmusic

illustrated by purutsukid

[bitextualdisaster]

It may be time to admit I have a light addiction. My new library is gonna be aesthetic as fuck tho. #lights #aesthetic #hiimnew #howthefuckdoiinstagram #isthisenoughhashtags? https://www.instagram.com/p/Br4iHn-n0OF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qcxmb28wu2k6

[dryadbrat]

hey watter u guys doin

[bunjywunjy]

help him, for god’s sake

[bitextualdisaster]

Fly, you fools

[fatmitalianarmy]

Sky Full Of Song

Illustration by monolimeart

[drachenmagier]

Swirls and some behemoth-like creature. -w- This was relaxing to draw~.

[drachenmagier]

Finished and scanned version. :D

And the lore again, for those who liked it:

“Galaxy serpents grant wishes. But changing reality, no matter how trivial of a change it might be, requires unfathomable amounts of energy: For each wish granted, the serpent devours a star. So, be careful when you tell your children to make a wish upon the first star they see at night. They might be heard.”