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i broke into a party last saturday and the boys put a hat on me. they took a picture.

#my me #i love this picture like unironically #perks of being the neighborhood dog

Unmute !

On the job

This is a really, really, really excellent basic primer on changing a flat.

The most important safety tips in this video:

1 - Never trust a jack to support a car (do not work on or get under a car supported only by a jack; that is why he says to put the flat tire under the frame while you put the spare on) 2 - Don't put a donut spare on the front of your car, take the good tire off the back and put it on the front, then put the donut on the back (If you have a full-size spare, it is fine to put the full size spare on the front - a donut spare will be much smaller than your regular tire, so it should be very obvious if it's a donut).

If you've never changed a tire before I strongly recommend getting out your spare, jack, and wrench and practicing taking off your tire and putting it on in a safe, low-stakes, non emergency environment. Take half an hour some time to make sure the parts are all where you need them to be, that you know how to remove the various covers and equipment, etc.

Changing a tire is pretty easy if you've got all the tools and know how to do it, but is almost impossible if you don't have a jack and you didn't know that until you got a flat. You should check your spare, jack, and wrench today, and you should plan a time soon to practice jacking your car up and removing/replacing a tire.

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frogmoss1

straigt up one marvle they are smaller and less harmful than a bowler ball.

seagulley

Sunshine pup

toskarin

I'M LEAVING

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is it ok to ask what this purchase was about or

toskarin

I was trying to find yaoi themed candy on etsy to send a friend and one of the mystery box things came in three sizes

toskarin

now that I think about it I literally should have lied and said "a dildo" to save face because that's way more normal

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look

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reslake

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked

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get this. i sneezed so hard, that my brain flew out ,but it bounced off a wall and went back in. literally my favorite miracle to happen to me, and what a show