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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Everyday life of Pokemon
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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
I will never get tired of Vulcans quietly going to extremes to perform acts of service and devotion for the people they care about
Book 1: The Vulcan Academy Murders by Jean Lorrah
Book 2: Spock's World by Diane Duane
I don’t know what this trope is but I’m starting to love it
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Joleeeeeene
I'm begging of you please don't take my
it came to me
yep, again.
Tevinter!Tony? Yes, please.
@orientalld you have shown me the light with this au
This is a commission by the amazingly talented @orientalld , for my Vaderwan series to have and to hold. The scene in particular is from the second part of the series, an anatomy of want. I literally couldn’t love it more!
Thank you for this amazing request, dear! Your vaderwan series are amazing😭💧❤
*me crying after being forced to read the fifteenth horrid euphemism in a row* please just say cock
okay but if you feel like it, please tell us the worst euphemism you’ve come across. like what has really stuck with you
“throbbing meat skewer” haunts me
and i’ve seen “love tool” more than once and that makes me want to eat drywall
“Member” isn’t gross or visceral, it leans too far the opposite direction. It feels like a Victorian woman hiding the table legs under drapery in a scandalized huff.
“Member” is actually one of the ones I’m weirdly okay with? I’ve used it here and there myself in my stories (though sparingly because I know it irks some people). It’s flowery, but it doesn’t make me want to crawl out of my skin.
I know I've read "pulsing manhood" and "veiny engorged appendage" somewhere before
PEDRO PASCAL Star Wars Vanity Fair Cover Shoot - The Rebellion Will Be Televised
They are my blorbos from my shows, your honor
Cropped bc i simply dont trust tumblr lol
Uncropped on ao3
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Love it!
Wanda X Reader anyone?
I imagine Wanda escaped and found an Earth where her kids needed their Mom. Vision was still gone but she had them and, to her surprise, she had her brother Quicksilver again.
Imagine being her babysitter and not knowing that she was the Scarlet Witch and probably the most frighteningly powerful woman in existence. Nope.
You're just a twenty-something-year-old grad student who ends up being an at-home tutor. At first she hovers like a grizzly watching its cubs, but over time she seems to stand down and give you some space. (Unbeknownst to you, she regularly reads your mind to make sure you aren't evil or nuts).
She goes everywhere you and the boys do: museums, aquariums, the park, the zoo... it's almost domestic. Which is precisely why Wanda starts to cling to you, too. More and more as her boys tell her how much they love you, too.
She might just want to keep you.
(I could see this being soft Wanda redemption or soft Yandere Wanda who comes around. What do you guys think?)
i'm sorry but here I'm talking about monster ladies AGAIN because i love women, big monster ladies, dominant orcs, vampires and werewolf ladies, submissive succubus and mermaids, female nagas, monster ladies with huge fangs, with horns, monster ladies with tentacles, monster ladies with one eye, monster ladies with multiples eyes, monster ladies with long tongues to eat you out, monster ladies who love fucking their human either with their dick or a strap, monster ladies who love to be fucked by their human, etc etc i just NEED to see more female monsters in the monsterfucker community, thank you for coming to my ted talk GOODBYE
I don’t know why, but I’m dying to see Marc go to the museum Steven worked at (hoping it might be a way to bring him back because “come on, Steven. It’s your world here” and because it’s where Steven started building a life of his own) and meet Donna and she’s all judgy because he’s been fired, and he’s a loser - “what you doing here, stevie?”
And it irks Marc because he knows it irks Steven too. “It’s Steven. With a V”, he replies, with a look that she never saw in Steven before, and that prevents her from snapping back.
(And when Steven’s back, Marc tells him he’s got a surprise for him. And he takes them to the museum and Steven’s all like, ah, mate come on, I don’t really wanna go back here, it still hurts you know, wound’s still fresh, anyway, seems dull after everything that happened, but Marc enters and takes a badge that reads “Steven Grant - Tour Guide”
Wait, what is this?, Steven says as Marc pins it on his shirt. Marc, what did you do?
“It’s the job you wanted, isn’t it?”
I mean, yeah, it’s the job I dreamed of, but-
“I swear I didn’t kill nor torture anyone for this”, Marc says.
… threatened?
“Just a little. C’mon, you deserve it. They’ll realise soon enough that they’re lucky to have you.” Just like I did, he keeps to himself.
All ready, Marc puts himself in front of the mirror. “Alright, you’re up. Do your thing.”
“Cheers, thanks a lot.” Steven says, and the first thing he does is touch his new badge with a smile.)
Sometimes you just really need a Hippo Goddess to help you out!