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Name: J 🇵🇭 | Fandoms: A fuck ton | Pronouns: He/Him

[bitplayer8147]

Name: J

Pronouns: He/Him

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Posts: #bitposts

Food pics: #bitcooks

[life-is-molasses]

[shimmerytimbers]

[half-infected-emma]

truly love when this fandom takes one line and runs with it with hcs. richie wants to join the swim team/would if max wasn’t a threat (“wanna join the swim team?”). pete is into astronomy (“love you more than the stars above”) paul is a movie enthusiast (“so... do you like film?”) steph is into photography (“you know all my pictures are on there!”) i love it so much, please never change.

[pumpkinhrat]

im back with more stratt doodles

[norr106]

[bitplayer8147]

what if... trans man ryland grace but he transitioned after UNESCO and before starting teaching, he also ended up trying to get his paper retroactively put in his chosen name. like getting basically kicked out of academia was such a life changing event that he ended up going through a lot of self discovery, leading to realizing hes trans as well as starting teaching.

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[lemonsharks]

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

[bugblast]

rocky will not be aboard the eva stratt hate train

[nickoteenn]

i heart basic ass manga font (only second to my love, Default)

[urhuman12]

It is yours, Bug

[normal-thoughts-official]

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

[rapidashrider]

[smz-s-mz]

Kris and Susie watch in horror as the pacifist of the group snaps Flowery’s neck

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[impossiblysporadiccreation]

Janus should do a Thomas impression and summon Roman Logan and Patton (Virgil would catch him) with a dilemma that's ridiculous but he presents it as serious and see how long he can get away with it before actual Thomas walks in

[impossiblysporadiccreation]

😆

[strawberryisscrumptious]

Grace must get very cool about many things very quickly statement

[myfacereallyaches]

Wish you were here