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🕸 Trick or Treat: Writeblr Edition

idea modified from the game here at this post!

Reblog to ask your followers to send you Trick or Treat! To decide which your follower will receive, flip a coin!

🌕 If you land on Heads, you’re obligated to give your follower a treat! Perhaps a never before seen snippet from your wip, a haiku about your follower’s blog, a funny photo, a moodboard!

🔮 If you land on Tails, you’re to deal your follower a Trick in the form of some small writing challenge! (create a moodboard, write 100 words on your current wip, share a character fact, etc!)

Don’t forget to have your ask box open!

zimmbittlepies

say what u will but bitty lit that couch on fire. thats how it started.

showsonface

jack.exe has crashed with exception BOYFRIEND_TOO_CUTE. Rebooting.

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art trade with @sharkcastic!

(bitty’s outfits are all from troye sivan’s instagram)

showsonface

hi if your taking requests will you draw bitty and holster hanging out or just being tol and smol buddies? thank you!

he’s teaching him how to assert his dominance as team captain

foryouandbits

BITTY NOW HAS A PICTURE OF HIM AND JACK ON THE WALL OF HIS ROOM IN THE HAUS I HAVE DIED

fffuckthelaxbros

zippitty

Hey, y’all!

Okay, the latest update made me emotional bc like… we’re really starting senior year, y’all!! Last stretch!!! So, here’s all the vlog episode openings through the years + the most recent update

Our boy’s all grown up… :’)

[ Check, Please! is by Ngozi + Episode numbers in the captions! ]

jckzimmermanns

found family

Check, please! is a comic by Ngozi Ukazu

itsybittle

Don’t ask questions you aren’t ready for Zimmermann

wrathofthestag

That Boy

Summary: Alicia Zimmermann was nosy and she was not ashamed to admit it. So when her husband told her he thought Jack had feelings for that cute Bittle boy, Alicia dove straight into the Google machine. Also on AO3…

Alicia Zimmermann was nosy. She was not ashamed to admit that–at all, in the slightest. Although she preferred the term inquisitive. It sounded nicer, and she just liked knowing things, you know? So when her husband, partner in crime and co-conspirator, told her he thought Jack had feelings for that cute Bittle boy, Alicia grabbed a giant cup of coffee and her laptop, settled into the couch, put on her reading glasses, and dove straight into the Google machine.

Eric Bittle, Samwell class of 2017. His Twitter @omgcheckplease was the first thing that came up.

Baker, former figure skater, and the shortest member of the Samwell hockey team! his bio read. She scrolled down and noticed a tweet from just yesterday. All it read was This boy.

“Hmm… interesting…” she said as took a sip of coffee.

She scrolled further down and frowned as she read about Eric’s sadness regarding commencement. So far, from what she just read, she liked Eric. She really did. He was funny, articulate, and sweet.

Hi, I’m Jack. Bittle thought it would be fun if I answered a few questions. Fire away. Alicia laughed. Jack was such a social media-phobe, seeing this was quite the eye-opener.

spder-ling-archived

Family Based Asks:

(If Civil War never happened, all was well and good with the world, and Peter lived with the Avengers part-time.

Changing from numbers to emoji’s to avoid confusing these asks with writing prompts in my ask box!)

Who…

👨‍🍳: cooks the dinner?

🔥: attempts to cook, but always burns it?

🍽: does the dishes?

🍕: is the most likely to live off take-out?

📺: always steals the TV remote?

😭: cries at Disney movies?

🛋: always falls asleep on the sofa?

🐔: is the mother hen?

🛍: does the shopping?

🥇: always wins on game night?

🥉: is the sore loser?

🐻: is the most protective?

🛌: is the first to bed?

🌅: is always first up?

❄️: is a blanket hog?

❗️: is the most likely to start a pillow or food fight?

🎤: sings in the shower?

😴: is the heaviest sleeper?

😳: is the lightest sleeper?

🤥: is the worst liar?

🤫: is always telling bad jokes?

🤢: is the most likely to get sick?

👹: is the most likely to wake up from a nightmare?

🤺: is always up to spar?

🏋️‍♂️: is most likely to be found in the gym and/or training room?

🧟‍♂️: sleep walks?

💬: talks in their sleep?

🤨: is the most likely to sleep in odd places?

🤔: is the most likely to sit in odd places?

🤓: is the biggest nerd?

🧛🏻‍♂️: loves Halloween?

📱: never answers their phone?

📸: is the most likely to take pictures?

🎹: plays an instrument?

🦉: is the go-to for advice?

👟: always leaves their things lying around?

👎🏼: has the messiest room?

👍🏼: has the cleanest room?

🤐: has no sense of privacy?

🤗: is the biggest cuddler?

🚑: constantly finds themselves injured?

🐱: is the most likely to bring in a stray?

👮🏼‍♂️: are the biggest partners in crime?

🤡: always starts prank wars?

🤝: always tries to trade their chores?

☕️: drinks the most coffee?

🍫: always makes hot chocolate for the others on a bad night?

🍰: is the most likely to bake cakes?

🎮: is the most likely to be found playing video games together?

🤕: is the clumsiest?

🤬: cusses the most?

doggernaut

fic: the story of us

Jack has just finished carrying the last of the boxes labeled “bedroom” upstairs and is in the middle of pouring two glasses of iced tea — regular for himself, sweet for Bittle — when the doorbell rings.

“Can you get that, hon?” Bittle asks. He’s in the same room but his voice sounds far away. “I’m up to my elbows cleanin’ these cabinets before I dare put anything in them. I don’t think the insides of these have seen a sponge in three decades.”

Jack makes a face, one Bittle completely misses because the upper half of his body has been swallowed by the cabinet below the sink. “That’s what we get for buying an old house, eh?” The doorbell rings again. “I’ve got it,” he reassures Bittle, who grunts in response.

Jack is well aware he is, as Bitty says, “a sight.” However, the pizza delivery person probably doesn’t care that he’s dressed in paint-stained basketball shorts and slightly-too-tight (it’s Bittle’s, and is apparently “a good look” on him) SMH shirt, and covered in a sheen of sweat. Someday, when their personal lives aren’t dictated by the NHL’s schedule, they’ll be able to move in the winter. For now, it is what it is.

When he opens the door he is surprised to see, instead of a pizza delivery driver, a young girl. Her long brown hair is done up in two pigtails and she’s carrying a notebook and pen. When she smiles, she shows off a mouth full of braces and Jack is briefly reminded of Chris Chow.

There’s a woman standing at the end of the driveway. She catches Jack’s eye and smiles.

“Hi,” Jack greets her. “Can I help you?”

The girl takes a visible breath. “My name is Mary Sullivan-Torres. I’m 11 years old. I’m the editor and reporter for What’s Going On?, the official neighborhood newspaper for Maple Street. My mom, Kara Sullivan-Torres —” she waves her hand in the direction of the woman on the driveway “— is my assistant. I’d like to be the first to welcome you to our neighborhood. Do you have any news for our next issue?”

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Bitty after watching Beyonce’s VMA Performance 2016. [x]

aestheticallyshitposting

me, every sunday until the next hiatus:

heresyourchecksir

Hey! So I've only been in the omgcp fandom for a year but I've been loving all the fic! Are there any favorites of yours or famous ones you have recommendations for?

Fun Fact Anon: I have a list of 95 fics that I love and would recommend forever. However, that’s a lot of reading, so I’m just going to recommend some of them (or 27+) to you, organized in category of ship under the cut. Enjoy!

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