bitsie

she/her | 18+ | problematic millennial weirdo | pop culture & fandom | currently into: slow horses, jack lowden

[somethingchanged244]

I was NOT prepared for Russell T Davies' Tip Toe to have the mum listening to an audio of Slow Horses River/Lamb fanfic

[bitsieb]

i had to rewind and check that it was real

[redstonedust]

you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh

[b-sidju]

Slow Horses S01 E01 : Failure's Contagious

[freakoutgirl]

Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it's something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.

[comiced]

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)

Directed by Rian Johnson

[closetfascination]

More shows need to release their episodes weekly. I enjoy the agony of the wait...the yearning for the episode and the absolute high of finally getting to see it.

[malivernys]

EMMERDALE | 12.11.2025

[toddsolondz]

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

[minusboy]

a neutral reminder that while being a hater can be a fun indulgence you can never find long term happiness by spending your time constantly hating on things and you can’t make long term friends if the only thing you have in common is something you both dislike; you need to love and be passionate about things. being petty gets old. you need to be a lover too

[bitsieb]

as i was channelling all my rage and sadness in spin class this morning it made me think that river really needs some intense HIIT exercise instead of working out in some rusty outside park with weights from 1983. to the point i was smiling like a maniac and the instructor took it as me being super in love with the class. ya sure bro but i’m also thinking about some Random Fictional Guy and Putting Him in Situations

[future-crab]

Sometimes I get the "I can fix him" urge for a fictional character but like not in a sexy way. I can fix him with the power of friendship. I look at him the way a 12 yr old horse girl looks at an abused stallion that has injured its last 3 riders but she knows that it will sense her good vibes and she'll be the first person to show it kindness. That man is a skittish horse to me.

[hyacinthlbridgerton]

Olivia Cooke as CHERRY LAINE THE GIRLFRIEND | Episode 2

[lorelune]

i'll defend fanfic for my whole life. like the joy it brings is genuinely transformative and indulgent in a way unique to the genre. it isn't meant for a market, it isn't meant to be sold or marketed. it is born out of such care and passion for a media that one must write and must share it, so other folks can enjoy it to. for no other reason than love and joy. do you know how special that is? especially in our current social and political climate.

[jesterbots]

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[scavengedluxury]

One thing about the Euros is that the English still haven’t quite adjusted to the Queen dying so during the national anthem they keep singing “God Save The Quing” like there’s a non-binary monarch on the throne.

[melonisopod]

"Hey there Queen. I mean they," -the British

[opal-owl-flight]

SORRY THIS FUCKING KILLED ME

[punksalmons]

when the character has issues with food

when the character has issues with sex

when the character has issues with intimacy

when the character has issues with bodily autonomy

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

Have we ever considered that slow horses might just be some sort of endless coma dream created by River’s many head traumas and the valiant efforts of the overworked slice of Swiss cheese left inside his skull? That would open up a lot of possibilities. Like we don’t even know if he’s really a spy. He could be a gym teacher.