[thoughtkick]

“I want to inspire people. One day I hope someone looks at me and says “because of you, I didn’t give up.””

— Unknown

[deadmomjokes]

You know what we need?

Adult playgrounds.

No, I do not mean "adult" in the sense of "adult films" and stuff. I mean a legitimate playground but built for adults.

I wanna swing. I wanna climb a jungle gym. I want slides and rope bridges and merry-go-rounds and monkey bars and those rope platform zip line thingies.

"You can already go on existing playgrounds, nothing's stopping you."

It's not the same! A toddler going down a 6 foot slide is having a thrilling ride from twice their height. An adult going down that same slide is basically just sitting down. I want things made to my scale so I don't have to scrunch myself up to fit! I want the same relative experience I had as a child, where you feel like a dang superhero while you scale ladders and poles to platforms three or four times as tall as you.

Who decided grown ups don't want to play? Where are the adult playgrounds??

[draconym]

Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that

1. we both used the same shampoo and

2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild

[draconym]

3. He's allergic to bees

[ablessingofbumbles]

It’s likely the scent! Banana scent (Isoamyl acetate) is the same scent as the aggression pheromone bees put out when they’re angry. Never eat bananas near bees! Always check your lotion, sunscreen, etc bottles for banana scent or isoamyl acetate before going near bees

[hoovse]

So you're telling me that when bees get mad they start violently smelling like bananas?

[ablessingofbumbles]

Can confirm! In (hopefully) very rare cases, a large hive full of pissed off bees smells a lot like bananas! Usually there’s not nearly enough of them for humans to be able to smell it, though.

[arra-tech]

[bunnyqueengrace]

@cyber-flow thank you for the funniest tags I've seen all day.

[tamayokny]

happy holidays this is my new absolute favorite tik tok

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lilyemrys]

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Megamind the musical would slap though: 

The transition between kid Megamind and adult Megamind being the kid Megamind blowing up the school and adult Megamind emerging from the blue smoke in full villain costume, complete with manic laughter 

Roxanne’s opening number being her trying to write a piece for the museum opening “An ocean inside a bigger ocean…” 

A reprise of the above song when she’s singing about Megamind and her confused feelings for him

Megamind and Roxanne’s sad duet in the rain “Love Someone Like You/Love Someone Like Me” 

BLACK MAMBAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hal’s evil rampage song “Under New Management.” 

Megamind and Minion’s duet about their weird but special friendship 

Metroman’s “I have eyes that can see” starting off silly but slowly transitioning into a sad ballad about how, unlike Megamind, he’s never loved his assigned role and wants to be his own person, doing what he loves

“I’m Bad” being the closing number

[underwhelmed-mayhem]

How DARE you. How dare you present this thing, this thing that does not exist, that has never been, that will never be, and make me crave it with such an intensity that I am physically ANGRY at not having it right now.

[autisticexpression]

It can be. Dreamworks has already done two musicals so why not one more?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[barbarahoward]

anne and gilbert + the five love languages

[bitter-sink]

why do i want to unironically start a podcast. i wouldn't even know what to talk about, it'd just be me, i don't have a name figured out, and i don't have any equipment like a decent microphone or camera if i wanted to upload video versions of it. but i wanna do it so baddddd

[politijohn]

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?

[pitbolshevik]

transphobes will try to tell you that we dont have a history, that this is just a modern trend. dont believe them. they're lying through their teeth. we have always existed and we will continue to exist. we have a rich beautiful history, dont let them steal that from you

[nonhumanflame-deactivated202103]

Being trans isn't supposed to be damaging and horrible

If you're trans, you don't have to hate everything about yourself

It's okay to love yourself, it's okay to not experience constant crippling Dysphoria. It's okay to be you.

You're not broken or wrong for being yourself. You don't have to be in constant pain to be valid. Just do what you feel is best for you, okay?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gillasue345]

Sometimes I just have to remind myself that Sam didn’t say “Are you into Dick now?” He said “Are you strictly into Dick now?” And boy if that one word doesn’t make all the difference in the world.