[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[bedupolker]

Pros of AI: my landlord that im sueing is using AI for his defense instead of hiring a lawyer (despite having the money to do so) and it is fabricating laws that don't exist which im told is not great in the eyes of the court, so maybe ill win :D

Cons of using AI: the rest of it

[dailycatsblog]

[thememedaddy]

[lovertm]

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[santa-ana-winds]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[lixiesbabyhands]

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[ranchuppi]

drew this earlier today cause i was tired of not drawing something awful 

[evie-carnahan]

The Muppets 1.01 "Pig Girls Don't Cry"

[flikkerij]

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

[semutamusic]

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[oldwayout]

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

[teruterusky]

[neosatsuma]

[frontmansdefender]

[tpwrtrmnky]

Objectively the funniest (and only memorable) time I've been blocked on any website was when Jordan Peterson posted "nobody knew about transgenderism five years ago" on twitter and I quoted it with "you've been saying this for ten years"