hey fellas is it gay?

Anna/ 20s/ she/her AO3

[bagofbonesmp3]

hi I'm the eraserhead baby can you send me $200

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[fitzbeloveds]

fitz is so funny for being like "i'm not gay, i don't like men, i can never be with you, fool" but whenever it's even suggested that beloved had sex with a woman (or anyone) fitz wants to kill everyone in the room and then himself. get a grip!

[mercyhaunt]

“Then she laughed aloud, and said, ‘I’m a prophet. I’ve been sent to change the world.’”

[tobeingremembered]

Fool's Errand by Robin Hobb

[the-prince-of-the-ravens]

everybody focuses on the times when fitz describes the fool as being this gorgeous and otherworldly being who’s almost too beautiful to exist (and rightfully so) but i do feel like we sleep on moments like this too much

[brbarou]

i always imagined that, had i the chance, i could show you off as befitted you. and look at you

[sheendaquil]

T.T

[medievalthymes]

fitz: the events of my adolescence left me severely traumatized and now I live in a secluded shack in the woods with my wolf and this random kid my situationship brought to me so I wouldn’t kms

meanwhile chade, slutting it out and terrorizing the six duchies with his newfound freedom:

[fitzloveds]

starling visiting fitz in his cottage between farseer and tawny man

[medievalthymes]

rote brainworms (art credit: @sirguyofdykesborn)

[emryses]

how to have a normal reaction to your best friend saying he kissed a guy for the ploy of it all by fitzchivalry farseer

[asaethiel]

look at my questing party dawg i'm going into the dragon

[watermotif]

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

[nedlittle]

age of sail tracy chapman: you've got a fast ship

[transjackfairy]

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

[sculptedcreatures]

imagine you've been living in the woods, relatively secluded from others, for 15 years and then a witch tells you one of your life's great loves is coming back to you then your ex-situationship visits out of nowhere and oH NO THEY'RE EVEN HOTTER, they're shining like sunlight and they're GOLDEN and their hands are so long and nice to look at and and you get tipsy and stare at their profile in the firelight before you fall asleep. fitzchivalry farseer i know what you are.