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bitterivory:

“That’s disappointing…I was expecting something more entertaining, especially out of you.”

“Isn’t that more of a “mental deficiency”? That “depressed” word you humans use? I find it a little hard to believe that something as small as that was enough to keep you bedridden for days on end like an animal with real injuries…but oh well.”

“At least you’ve returned, and I am right have high hopes you’ll be back to your use as entertainment in short order, yes?”

“It’s complicated, trust me, and I don’t think you’d understand.” Well that was a quick way to get on her nerves, but, it hardly bothered her. She was used to it with this thing.

“Look, I’m not gonna be your entertainment system, got that? If you get it second hand, then that’s great, but don’t expect anything from me. I’ll kill people when I’m in the mood, and if that gets your rocks off, then power to you.”

She has to stop to think for a moment, since this isn’t really something she can comprehend? Humans are so weird, how do you not expect a use out of something? What do you do when the something says it’s not what you’re obviously using it for?

This made no sense, when humans buy and use objects they have expectations on how they should perform, why was this any different? After all, the stock were tools at best and food at worst, usually both.

“Then what of what use are you to me exactly?”

#out of white #im telling you #she says all this mean stuff #but it comes from a pace of ignorance and not understanding human traditions #lmao

(Someone: *Gets upset with White for feeling used*)

(White: “Oh calm down, you misunderstand me.”

Someone: “Oh, well I’m glad that means you’re not using me because I was really frustrated and worried that-”)

(White: “I “use” everyone, why would you think you’re the only one?”)

bitterivory:

“Sounded…cool?”

“I’m not sure why you’d bother about something like that concerning me, but if it makes you feel better I don’t really care about how “cool” you are.”

“I would like an explanation on your absence though.”

“I don’t have to tell you anything.”

“But whatever. I’ve been sleeping.” That was surprisingly true. Staying in bed for about twenty days or so, not even bothering to leave the house.

“Been kinda depressed, I guess. Killing is fun and all, but it doesn’t make you feel good when you’re off the blood high.”

“That’s disappointing...I was expecting something more entertaining, especially out of you.”

“Isn’t that more of a “mental deficiency”? That “depressed” word you humans use? I find it a little hard to believe that something as small as that was enough to keep you bedridden for days on end like an animal with real injuries...but oh well.”

“At least you’ve returned, and I am right have high hopes you’ll be back to your use as entertainment in short order, yes?”

#out of games #unintentional insults: the character #thats white in nutshell #first Rhot #now Izumi #lmao

(White makes such a career out of unknowingly saying stuff in literally the worst way possible that I feel the need to get her a translator.

Because wow she can take the most innocuous sounding sentence like “Why did you want to sound cool when I don’t even get the point of being “cool”?” as a real question and turn it into...whatever the hell that was she told izumi.)

bitterivory:

“Oh, so you have returned, and here I was thinking you’d gone and died and I’d have to find a new source of silly entertainment.”

“I’ve been told by a great many people that I’m hard to kill. Well, not really, but that sounded cool.”

“Sounded...cool?”

“I’m not sure why you’d bother about something like that concerning me, but if it makes you feel better I don’t really care about how “cool” you are.”

“I would like an explanation on your absence though.”

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“…So what you guys been up to.”

“Oh, so you have returned, and here I was thinking you’d gone and died and I’d have to find a new source of silly entertainment.”