Take a Sad Song & Make It Better

Hello. I'm Diana. If you'd like, I'm Dee. If you'd love, I'm Nana. But Diana is fine. Just never Diane.

[syfy]

First years, this way. The Wizarding Weekend on SYFY sets sail TONIGHT at 8/7c.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[bodegabae]

i know i’m cute but you can remind me

[ewzzy]

Jesus Christ confirmed for Smash Bros

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

Decrease your height lol

[bob-belcher]

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

[chuninexamz-deactivated20180617]

princess ruto in the zora afterlife looking down at hyrule and seeing that theres a giant elephant machine named after her:

[katedrawscomics]

oh yeah i love anime my favourite is uhhhh

[owls-parliament]

I dunno I prefer

[theweirdwideweb]

[sirgnomethegiant]

I’m envisioning Caesar hearing “mmm whatcha say” restarting 23 times before he dies for good.

[agentdalecooper]

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse” oh my god…

[great-tweets]

cursed level over 9000

[the-smiling-pony]

Holy shit

[shounenchild]

I’M UGLY LAUGHING RN

[kai-keda]

my god

[bluejettyy-deactivated20220927]

This is both unnerving and hilarious

[negiwoman]

@timidsavage

[choclatemalk]

@kwantsu

[dusty-sketchbook]

@phons0

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is what a hobbit would mug you with

[annabellesacres]

not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch

[whisqrs]

why are there six fire emblem characters in smash bros when there aren’t even six people who have played a fire emblem game

[illness-deactivated20180325]

[paularekiyah]

The level she took makeup tutorials to, litt af.

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs