I am corn

[deviouslydoomed]

BitterxCorn OTP 5 ever.

Bitter is lesleaf

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you know what

fuck corn

[itsfuckingjimmy]

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yeah what the hell man

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notice me senpai

[with-my-green-gloves]

This also happened

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im fucking coming back just to reblog this for u gloves I hope you are proud of me

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RIP: This blog

It was fun but without bitter this blog is impossible!!!

See ya guys around!!

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you intimidate me too much

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I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL

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Um hey are you still alive. I am worried about your long absence, corn. My concern is unending.

Don't worry tumblr user rubycrackninja 

I will forever be here

Corn is undying

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....But... I CAME TO APOLOGIZE, CORN.

oh

ok

I forgive you, tumblr user rubycrackninja

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....You are corn.

yes I am corn

go away I dont like u

[dashiescloud]

let’s ring in the new year with some porn

[dashiescloud]

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One day I'll be a standup comedian

I'll make corny jokes

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CORN SOCKS

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See this picture? It looks like a normal image of tumblr user Grinchered licking a can of corn yes?

Wrong.

Tumblr user Grinchered died exactly 3 minutes after taking this photo. Look more closely. 

Reblog this and avoid licking cans of corn for the next 7 weeks or Bitter Once-ler will haunt you and kill you in your sleep.

[biggered]

bitters unconscious so im eat his corn

part 2

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This kills the corn.

[biggered]

bitter’s unconscious so im eat his corn 

part 1

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T-TRAVLER-SAN WHAT ARE YOU D-DOING

NYYAAA!!!

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This blog makes me so confused but it's also really great???

Mission complete