It's Fucking Jimmy

I'm jimmy, It's been 6 years since I updated my bio. I'm a completely different person now. Woah. And get this, I'm thirty now *Shudders* I make stickers and 3d Prints now on nodqcrafts.com. It's pretty legit.

[bearimy-dot]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:

week five → captain raymond holt

“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle

[lledxela]

Finally a gif set that captures holts tone of voice in this scene

[sensicalabsurdities]

i’m not even there yet but i have to reblog this because it’s a work of typographic art.

[itsfuckingjimmy]

Hey guys, I am currently working on a project for my Disability and Society course and I could use a little help. My project is about accessible forms of transportation / transportation services. I would like to include the real-world experiences from people who utilize these services.

In order to do so, I have created a brief survey that can be filled out. If you are interested in completing the survey, I encourage you to do so. I would also be very appreciative. 

[anarchetypalarchive]

i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second

anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk

and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something

paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.

i say, paul.

is that a nerf gun.

yeah, says paul.

i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.

he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?

and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–

a foam dart hits me in the leg.

i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.

i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.

no dart this time. okay. sweet.

so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it 

anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.

[itsfuckingjimmy]

I want to get my GED so badly, but Dyscalculia sucks, and math makes me want to punch myself in the face until nothing more than a jagged, bloody, gaping hole exist where my face used to be.

[itsfuckingjimmy]

Yoooo, so somebody liked this post and reminded me that I said this. So it’s update time.

I got my GED, y’all! I just barely passed the math portion, but I did it on my first try. I’ve been in college for the last year and some change, and while the math classes are harder for me than most people, I’ve been able to do it. Even when it drove me to tears, putting in the work and having a great support system has made all the difference. I have damn near a 4.0.

My point being is this: if an LD is keeping you from getting your GED or going to college, don’t waste 10 years fearing failure like I did. Taking that test was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made, and it has allowed me to grow as a person and rediscover a level of resilience I thought I lost as a kid.

Learning disorder or not, this thing is doable and totally worthwhile! Go out there and kill it!

[itsfuckingjimmy]

May 2018 be the end of socially manufactured inspiration porn designed to make the abled world feel more fortunate than individuals with disabilities.

Let there be less click bait articles on Facebook that attempt to minimize an individual to the scope of their diagnosis.

Let claims of inspiration be legitimized by action rather than empty words.

Most importantly, let there be more time dedicated to true understanding, and less time allocated to uninformed sympathy.

Just some stuff to think about.

Happy New Year.

[mariasgf]

[itsfuckingjimmy]

My cat is so black that I think this is the first time i’ve gotten a picture of her where you could tell what she was xD

Pepper Girl Swag.

[itsfuckingjimmy]

They’re playing 3 Doors Down, 3 doors down..

I feel as though some sort of catastrophic event is about to occur. 

[itsfuckingjimmy]

GUYs IT’S GETTING LOUDER, WHAT DO i do?

[itsfuckingjimmy]

[itsfuckingjimmy]

People who are afraid of dogs should not be allowed to deliver mail.

I’m starting to feel like all mail carriers should be directly related to Steve fucking  Irwin. I am so sick and tired of missing packages because I have dogs and my idiotic, non-delivering mail wench is afraid to knock on the door.

How am I supposed to know the difference between a standard mail drop and something I need to sign for if you don’t give me a hint? Am I supposed to meet this old woman outside everyday? What the fuck?

My dogs don’t bite.. This is the wrong career for you. Please go work behind a desk somewhere.

[itsfuckingjimmy]

I amuse myself sometimes.

[itsfuckingjimmy]

Still #noshaveever. #bearded #bcmovember @bccentralsl (at Broward College Student Life Central Campus)

[taquito]

this video is making me lose my god damn mind

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[bestdogmemes]

[itsfuckingjimmy]

Years after the seizure that rendered my right hand useless, I’ve begun trying to relearn how to draw with my left hand and a touchscreen laptop. Here’s my first attempt at drawing iron giant. I couldn’t get the hands right, so I decided not to draw them xD

[nevaehtyler]

[oidonna]

[totinos]

mmhmm yep you know what’s up.

[itsfuckingjimmy]

More like my kind of 24 pack.