Jan 1, 2013
One day I'll be a standup comedian
I'll make corny jokes
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One day I'll be a standup comedian
I'll make corny jokes
CORN SOCKS
See this picture? It looks like a normal image of tumblr user Grinchered licking a can of corn yes?
Wrong.
Tumblr user Grinchered died exactly 3 minutes after taking this photo. Look more closely.
Reblog this and avoid licking cans of corn for the next 7 weeks or Bitter Once-ler will haunt you and kill you in your sleep.
bitter's unconscious so im eat his corn
part 1
I'm an objectosexual...I have a fetish for objects.. Are you all right with that? I want to cum in your little corn can... I'll try my best to pleasure you if that is your wish. I love corn ;)
I apologize but these fresh labels are reserved for mister bitter only.
OXOXO ;) -Corn
Do you miss Bitter? :(
please explain to me why bitter wants you destroyed!?
"I’m done with these fucking vegetables"
"I don’t need your stupid food"
"Corn Cans Destroyed: 7/8"
"Destroyed doesn’t mean empty, dingus"
"it means destroyed."
"You’re a fucking can of corn and I don’t give a shit what happens to you"