[cringe-attacks]

yall dan and phil are really out there just hacking updatedphan and tweeting off their account

[evens5main]

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

[twyrine]

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode

it looked like this

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

do u have a bf

it’s a dream of mine to have a beautiful farm

[skywalkerapologist]

like your blog but no offense how are you on Tumblr in ur late 20s?

Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.

[skellydun]

do u think life could just chill for one second or is that too unrealistic

[bittersweet-clifford]

Mom: how many Popsicles have you eaten today

Me, laying in a bed of Popsicle wrappers: now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human

[bittersweet-clifford]

gay kid: hey i like your shoes

straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

[amazingphil]

‪Having a hand snack with baby Miles ‬ (at Orlando World Center Marriott)

[danielhowell]

i am most comfortable when drowning in an oversized sweater

[cf-rip-deactivated20170324]

[badwinesarchive]

[obviousplant]

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.

[cringe-attacks]

i hope dan finds what he’s looking for

[eroscestlavie]

i dont want to know how to read anymore 

[patdsnaps]

the cuttest // 4.7.2017 // video by lynseyysmithh