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#about me #tip me if you want or not i dont care #i will remember to update this post i will.#i prommy

cloudabserk

i’m sure this has been done before but i couldn’t get it out of my head

tfemlarslindstrom

part 3/?

#i watched the nice guys. hey.#make movies weird again.#shits hilarious.

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

penny-anna

actually you know, if you're GOING to make one of the classic graeco-roman epic poems into a gritty war movie. probably it should be the Aeneid.

penny-anna

like the Aeneid iirc has a much lower level of fantasy content. its pretty humourless. you've got the big dramatic opening w the fall of Troy. its whole Ethos is a lot closer to moral sensibilities. it would work but alas the source material doesn't have the necessary name brand recognition.

#dont worry aeneid your always famous to me..#dont worry i think your just like a gritty war movie in that i find you kinda boring and dont like you... dont worry...

3000s

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

halondrus

fuck with me

caitmayart

Oh no I'm consumed by the Star-cross'd Space Bois

These are from Chaya's Awesome Fic When is a Seed Not a Seed Which yall should run and go start reading now now now statement

#I love painkillers #me and my best friend painkillers #so true Simon #phm #iron lung

muppetebbtide

Maia and Csethiro Goblinemperor are kinda the funniest pairing in the world... pious non-confrontational man who accidentally became emperor and would LOVE to just go and be a monk or something, put in an arranged marriage with an academic-jock swordswoman whose life dream is to get to say really loudly WHAT SIR, DO YOU QUARRELL?? I DEMAND SATISFACTION and then fight a duel about it. Initially she was pissed about the arranged marriage but now she keeps offering to kill people for him. Like when cats bring you things they hunted. It's like. Maia, thinking tentatively it would be nice to have a wife who doesn't hate him, while Csethiro is in the background overflowing a teacup because she got distracted by the third narrative arc of her maladaptive daydream where she's Lancelot and Maia's Guinevere. Maia probably gets jumpscared awake in the middle of the night w her face like an inch from his and before he can panic she's like 'on a scale of one to ten how impressed wouldst thou be if I crossed a bridge made out of swords to rescue thee and there were also lions at the end' and Maia is like '????? ten?? is that a thing that happens????'

#the goblin emperor #she’s so busy. she’s thinking so hard. in the background.

I’m willing to do the sitting part of waiting to be approached in bars but I fear if I’m sitting the approacher is Never my target audience. I don’t think my target audience knows how to do that. I don’t think my target audience is in the bar at all.

#about me #unfortunately I want to fuck homebody nerds.#and they’re probably not at a normal bar let alone a gay one #goddamit #why can’t I like. like. the retriever boyfriend.#look I’m sure he’s fine #but I can’t do that energy. I’m gonna end up shooting that dog.