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Cosmic Funnies
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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#extradirty
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@bittlesbottom
jury duty cat
Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!
SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.
“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”
No.
They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.
Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months
He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape
“Julia…I’m the penniless CEO…you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cards”
“I’m…not doing that”
“AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?”
Bee collar chains, new in the shop! Good for nature lovers and science babes (Cosima Niehaus, I’m looking at you). I’ve only got a few of these guys right now so get ‘em quick.
https://twitter.com/ngoziu/status/1070045310418731008?s=19
😂😂😂 It’s scary true though
Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!
People like this exist. Interesting.
this story has a part 2
THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves
when the titles aren’t written in the same direction
as a nonbinary person I shall only be posting my left titty which is my boy titty, and not the right one which is the horrid unclean girl titty, this is as tumblr has decreed
none binary with left titty
Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.
Black Panther (2018)
I’m so disgusted by racism.
That pastor’s thought process:
give one of those stick figures a hijab and its an “attack on christianity”
This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer
this is actually super fucking smartass of them
Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕
Burger King will give you a whopper for one cent if you go within 600 feet of a McDonald’s and order one from their app
First of all, power move
Second, this means any poor person with a phone and the new Burger King app can literally get food for a penny just by going to McDonalds, which is probably a goddamn lifesaver if you’re regularly worried about where your next meal is coming from
This lasts until December 12, 2018
So, yeah. Save some cash and stay fed.