unreliable

28 years old * trashcan * portland, or * ace/enby/fight me

[toralei]

jury duty cat

[c3rvida3]

Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!

SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.

[c3rvida3]

“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”

No.

They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months

[parkchanwoohoo]

He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“Julia…I’m the penniless CEO…you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cards”

“I’m…not doing that”

“AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?”

[parkchanwoohoo]

[dapperandswag]

Bee collar chains, new in the shop! Good for nature lovers and science babes (Cosima Niehaus, I’m looking at you). I’ve only got a few of these guys right now so get ‘em quick.

[cakemakethme]

https://twitter.com/ngoziu/status/1070045310418731008?s=19

😂😂😂 It’s scary true though

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[stars-bean]

[radicalposture]

when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves

[screw-gravity]

when the titles aren’t written in the same direction

[grandmastattoo]

as a nonbinary person I shall only be posting my left titty which is my boy titty, and not the right one which is the horrid unclean girl titty, this is as tumblr has decreed

[waepenwifestre]

none binary with left titty

[drarrymylove]

[kateawolf13]

[stabbedinthebaklava-deactivated]

Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.

[theavengers]

Black Panther (2018)

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I’m so disgusted by racism.

That pastor’s thought process:

[rashemibabe]

give one of those stick figures a hijab and its an “attack on christianity” 

[sizvideos]

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

[snake-lady]

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

[gubbins-turtledove]

huh.

[asterosian]

Burger King will give you a whopper for one cent if you go within 600 feet of a McDonald’s and order one from their app

First of all, power move

Second, this means any poor person with a phone and the new Burger King app can literally get food for a penny just by going to McDonalds, which is probably a goddamn lifesaver if you’re regularly worried about where your next meal is coming from

This lasts until December 12, 2018

So, yeah. Save some cash and stay fed.