girlfather

being depressingly realistic is OUT, loving yourself and shooting high for your future is IN. it’ll be alright. gigi.

[giraffeskull]

a really fucked up thing nobody tells you about having a collection of novelty hats is that when everyone’s mad at you and you hate yourself you only have silly hats to wear

[attackedastoria]

Whew, managed to finish my virus shawl before surgery this week

[giraffeskull]

Fucking love the kumare documentary. dudes drawing dicks on people’s faces and having them voluntarily put up pics of bin laden

[giraffeskull]

well fuck he was too empathetic and now I wanna cry. just make a mockage of spiritualism like I wanted vikram

[giraffeskull]

one small critique is I wish vikram had more interviews than voiceovers but this is one of the greatest documentaries I’ve ever seen

[giraffeskull]

Fucking love the kumare documentary. dudes drawing dicks on people’s faces and having them voluntarily put up pics of bin laden

[giraffeskull]

well fuck he was too empathetic and now I wanna cry. just make a mockage of spiritualism like I wanted vikram

[giraffeskull]

Fucking love the kumare documentary. dudes drawing dicks on people’s faces and having them voluntarily put up pics of bin laden

[roycohn]

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)

[untitledgoosegay]

-- The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions

[emmebeephotography]

Kisses    Mourning Doves  Tucson, AZ   January 2020

[giraffeskull]

cons of this new job: poorly run, long commute, 50% pay cut, people that know my problems work there

pros of this new job: gas station next to it got pork rinds and cracklings

[giraffeskull]

I need to go home right meow if I have to hear these stupid fucking bombs one more time I’m gonna lose it

[theeggoman]

Our girlfriend looks so pretty from outer space

[giraffeskull]

TADC TICKETS FOR $16 RIGHT NEXT TO MY NEW JOB SCHEDULED FOR RIGHT AFTER WORK I WILL NEVER DIE

[giraffeskull]

I’m loving that people are on a space station hype train but the ISS needs to be retired and we need the transition plan to take place. stop talking about the ISS like Ted Cruz and start supporting her HRT

[cryptotheism]

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

[nsomniacsdream]

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

[cryptotheism]

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[televisionenjoyer]

why is he made of wood

[bedupolker]

Pros of AI: my landlord that im sueing is using AI for his defense instead of hiring a lawyer (despite having the money to do so) and it is fabricating laws that don't exist which im told is not great in the eyes of the court, so maybe ill win :D

Cons of using AI: the rest of it

[yrbeecharmer]

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH

[yrbeecharmer]

oh fuck. I’m so sorry. listening and learning

[passion-of-l0vers]

i’m bleeding out in the snow and my friend is trying to help me but they just noticed that all my bloodstains are heart shaped so they set me down for a second to get some aesthetic photos they’re gonna post on instagram later. but to be fair i’m not tending to my wounds either i’m bitching on tumblr LOL! i think i am going to die in these snowy mountains. . . 🏔️ 🩸 ☠️