hi, i'm ves :)

gay chaos. 18+

[the-muppet-joker]

I Phrew Up

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I Dan And Phil Threw Up

[the-muppet-joker]

I should clarify that yes I have a real working death note but I don't use it to kill anybody I just write yuri in there

[feefal]

Did you guys know that the heart can be unrolled? It’s really just a muscly tube once you fold it open. (Seriously it’s true and it’s gnarly as hell)

Try this at home with this nifty step-by-step guide!

[gerardwaysbob]

literally this :D

[die-rosastrasse]

Marie Félix Hippolyte-Lucas

French, 1854-1925

Salome, 1890 (detail)

[eliseeatydendivu]

[diphowell]

did you know he loves him

[dorkymirage]

i’ll go sit in the electric chair now

[alleesaur]

little experimental thing

[diphowell]

"I don't think I need to forgive you."

[oldphanny]

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

[bittybabydreamer]

the phinal boss

[feefal]

Decomposition final boss (you cannot kill her in a way that matters)

[reunitedinterlude]

one person accepting you can make all the difference

congrats dan and phil on the hard launch 💙

[catchymemes]

[gerardwaysbob]

Euripides, from “Orestes” (trans. Anne Carson) x Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?

[ahappyphjl]

two 4000-year-old tortoises just silently chewing grass, staring into the sunset

[sluttycinderella]

so bECAUSE OF THE HARDLAUNCH I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID DAN AND PHIL AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “THEY HARDLAUNCHED?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT DAN AND PHIL UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD