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drop kick me jesus through the goalposts of life >:/ i got a brain that feels like pancake batter (gigi | they/them)

[immuno-deactivated20240319]

in the United Kingdom, people eat a street food known as the ‘tesco meal deal’, often made up of a sandwich, a side, and a beverage. it is renowned for being a cheap and easy option for many. however the more adventurous palate can opt for the ‘greggs sausage roll’ for a truly local flavour…

[anyablossom]

ohhhh so it's fine when humans invent sunglasses to make the sun dimmer. but when I, Astrophage,

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[crabs-and-bongos]

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[fravery]

a stained glass living room design by Harris Armstrong

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of suspicion

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[grizzly-bear-official]

[dogpuppy]

[decomposedmaw]

Leaf boat

[calicotisane]

I've had this comment in my brain for years and I have to remind myself it's never been a well known thing and i cant reference it and expect anyone to know what im talking about

[radicalgraff]

"At least we're getting richer"

Anti-Shell subvertising in the London Tube