i'm the fucking lizard king

Scout, 28, they/them

[pjackk]

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

[homophobla]

Omg pjackk you're back!!

[homophobla]

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

[flopstat]

lestat after perpetuating every single abusive cycle he's ever endured

[3000s]

i never saw jurassic park before and we were watching it so i only just realized thats where this is

[3000s]

my boyfriend is undsrstanding of the fact that ive seen more jokes online than movies

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[asliceofoceanmist]

me and the other freaks when the ending has homoerotic double homicide

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the court jester(me) in the high elf palace has been sent to be executed by snake pit by the king after swallowing an enchanted greatsword down to the crossguard while making eye contact with the elf princess

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[midnight-sloth]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[cheaphalloweencostume]

look where i just woke up #FML fuck my gay ass point and click adventure game life

[shesgonnachangetheworld]

it's baffling to still see people be like "you can convince white conservatives to like socialism if you don't use buzzwords! and then work on racism later" in the united states. like yeah, it probably is really easy to convince people that having things is good. how are you going to convince them that the people they hate having things isn't a problem?

[persephinae]

#any analysis of class issues in the us that doesn't take anti-black racism into account is a fairy tale#if you haven't come around to the fact that republicans hate black people more than they love god i don't know what to tell you

republicans hate black/brown/poor people with the white hot intensity of 10,000 suns

we are NEVER going to advance, make any progress, or get anything nice like other countries until white people actively dismantle racism. it's just never going to happen.

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

[hagiomoto]

[sandmandaddy69]

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous