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âWhere do mathematicians go when theyâre sick? To l'Hospital! Get it? Get it?.â
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my new place is fine, kid. how many times do i have to tell you? besides, youâre the one i should be worried about. do you even have a place to sleep at that hospital? ( /myungjooâs loud bark over the receiver nearly blows out his eardrum and sijin grimaces as he holds his phone away from his ear, kicking at a stray pebble as he walks. the weather had finally begun to edge on the warmer side, for once, and the promise of breezy spring air was all the prompting sijin had needed to head outdoors to answer myungjooâs weekly phone call.
plopping down onto a nearby bench, he ignores myungjooâs following stern reprimands and glances briefly at the elaborate apartment complex before him, instead â and then up to the night sky after. he had meant it when he had told her that the place was nice. ( though, really, anything would probably be better than that rickety loft he had shared in uruk. ) the complex was clean. new. the landscaping was always perfect. the security for its residents top notch. it was obvious that the commander had pulled strings to land him a flat here. sijin knows this but â eyes still trailed on the smoggy seoul sky â he canât help but wish he was back in a place where the stars would shine and stretch out as far as his eyes could see.
suddenly, though, sijinâs attention is drawn away from the starless night sky when he feels a very distinct nudge against his shoe. brow furrowing in confusion, he leans over to investigate⌠â only to be met with a very small, very disgruntled looking pup who had apparently collided headfirst into the toe of his sneaker. are you even listening to me?!? myungjooâs voice echoes loudly from the receiver and sijin grimaces again, distracted ) i, uh, iâll have to call you back, kid. iâll be fine. talk to you soon! ( /before myungjoo can protest, he hastily ends the call and turns his attention back to the puppy before him. itâs taken to growling at his shoe now, still clearly offended, and sijin reaches over, scratching just between the pupâs ears as he mumbles, his expression fond ) hey. if youâre gonna pick a fight, you should pick on someone your own size, you know. whatâd my shoe ever do to you?
{ *BEING A YOUNG, SINGLE MOTHER WAS NOT EXACTLY AN ELEMENT joohyunâs Great Future Plan, but janggoon has entered her life regardless -- and brightened it with his appearance. he is hardly any larger than her foot, but makes up for his small statue is made up for by his larger than life personality. however, not having intended on becoming a mother ( better known as a very affectionate dog owner ) has also caused her to slip up quite some times. there have been instances of tiny dog feces around the dorm, and a neighborâs complaint about his shrill little barks. but she has been trying -- adapting. sheâs befriended the owner of a dog cafĂŠ not too far from her dorm, a cheerful middle-aged lady that is very much willing to watch her little general whenever she is on the road with her girl. nonetheless today is not a very good day for Struggling Single Mother Bae Joohyun, because the moment she stepped foot outside to walk janggoon, he had wriggled his way out of his leash and taken off faster than joohyun could keep up with. ( if only she had properly ran her laps when her manager ordered her to do so. ) her heart is beating in her throat, and panic is bubbling up in the pit of her stomach. } Janggoon?? Janggoon-ah? Where are y-- { *a male voice sounds not too far from her, and it catches her attention briefly. could it be -- surely, when she looks over she sees her little man bothering a... well, bigger man. she rushes over, and resists the urge to snatch up her dog and run away. but the man sounds like he could out run her so she takes a slier approach and moves over, chiming softly. } Well, he is about the size of your shoe, so... { *she offers him an almost shy grin as she inches closer, quickly clasping her leash around the pupâs neck before she rises again. } I think he is angry you were in his way. You see, he was just escaping spree and you blocked his route. { *she lifts the young dog in her arms. } But, I guess if you apologize to him, heâll forgive you. He has his motherâs kind heart.
#nowplaying NCT U - WITHOUT YOU (Sung by ěŹí, ëě, íěź)
* NCT U - WITHOUT YOU (Sung by Jaehyun, Doyoung, Taeil)
"unnie, when will i grow up and be as tall as sooyoung unnie?"
đ â AN ARM SWINGS AROUND THE YOUNGER GIRLâS SHOULDERS, A dejected sigh leaving her lips. âMy dearest Seungwan-ah,â she begins, her voice quiet with mourning, âyou and I-- Ah, we will never be that tall. Unless we wear heels. Heels are good. Letâs wear heels, always.â
aceth:
   he rocks back onto his heels, hands residing in his pockets as his shoulders roll up into a shrug. âexactly,â he agrees, a small smile blossoming across his lips. âsometimes i wonder how they come up with these things.â
đ â VISIBLE SIGNS OF RELIEF CROSS HER FEATURES AT THE SIGHT OF his smile, and pleasant laughter bubbles in her throat. âWell, these are generally the same people that write fanfictions about us -- â She pauses briefly, for good measure, mischief twinkling in her eyes, âthey must have a very wild imagination.â
myouiari:
( â ) @bjhyun !
â Now this sounds like a wonderful idea! But â I honestly have no idea where I can get those classes from. Is there any chance that this unnie has head about them in the newspaper or online. Or maybe shall we teach each other? You know like pair practice. I think I like that suggestion the most. Donât you agree? â
đ â SHE NODS RESOLUTELY, HER LIPS SPLITTING APART IN A kind smile. âSince I do not know of any of those classes, I think you are right -- I mean, experience is the best teacher, isnât it?â She offers the younger girl her hand, âyou can just call me Joohyun eonni, and Iâll just stick to... Mina-yah, okay? Letâs be friendly with each other, despite the age difference.â
Amusement spilled out, unable to conceal the hysterics that brewed whilst witnessing the olderâs skit â no one could deny how humorous nor cute Irene was. âOh my, oh my, oh my⌠Never would I call you a liar! This is just⌠really, really⌠unbelievable. Were all the commenters feeling extremely nice this day? So nice that theyâve mistaken me for some kind of beauty? Oh gosh. Eonnie, we must help them to see the truth!â
đ â A SOFT SOUND OF DISAPPROVAL LEAVES HER LIPS, AND JOOHYUN shakes her head as she gives the younger girl a gentle nudge. âThey are already seeing the truth just fine, Seungwannie, everyone is just praising Red Velvetâs true visual for what she is, a beauty,â Joohyun sounds reprimanding, but the mirth in her eyes, and the smile curved on her bowed lips are enough of an indication of her playful nature.
krystallist:
Dragging a hand haphazardly through her hair, a tiny, lop-sided smile tugged at her lips at the evident anxiety that surrounded them both through the dangers of being discovered. âCome this way, weâre near my apartment anyways.â Leaning her weight against the female as she rushed towards the apartments ahead, Soojung mumbled under her mask while her eyes curved into tiny little crescents, looking down at her elder with an unreadable expression before a quiet sigh slipped past her lips, one hand rising up to tap gently against her arm. âOr, thereâs an alternative,â she offered. âWant to take a ride out of Seoul?âÂ
đ â THE SPRING AIR IS CRISP, AND THE WIND CREEPS INTO THE FABRIC of their clothes. The prospect of Soojungâs home is pleasant, comforting. Joohyun could go for a cup of tea, and plush pillows on the sofa, the heater on to chase away the cold nestled on her skin. But sheâs been trapped inside for too long, the comeback has gotten her used to confinement, and like a bird she is ready to spread her wings now.
She gives Soojungâs hand a light squeeze, her eyes dancing with an adventurous mirth. âYou know what I think a ride out of Seoul is exactly what I need right now. Do you have a specific place in mind you want to go to?â
blancachi replied to your post âIrene-ssi! Happy birthday, dear. I hope all is well with you and yourâŚâ
( ⥠` laughs softly. ) It is not a problem, Iâm happy to hear you enjoyed the day. As for myself, all is well â Iâve been busier than ever since December of last year! Schedules are becoming a bit more hectic but Iâm not overwhelmed, thankfully. A lot of things are happening and I am happy to share it all with everyone.
đ â I SAW YOU HAVE BEEN DOING PICTORIALS IN KOREA TOO, EONNI. { *comes joohyunâs chipper reply, lightly bouncing on the balls of her feet. } I saw the promotion posters not too long ago, you looked very pretty! { *a light flush of excitement dusts her cheeks, her lips spreading with a bright smile. } How is your brand coming along?
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