Uhhhhhhhhh, Burgers.

He/Him

[radionukex3]

Rumor has It Bo’s been there for three days..

SMOKE’S DESIGN IS HEAVILY INSPIRED BY @a-bloody-omen so go check them out-!!

[bjititzu]

He’s right where he want’s to be I’m cryin brah 😭😭😭

[jelixpo]

Okay this is gonna sound cursed as hell but hear me out, so looking back at some of your post I’m pretty sure you said that Morton and Jr and gonna be needing glasses early on in their lives like Iggy because of Their dotted eyes, I just checked out Luigi and Mario’s kid designs, wouldn’t that mean those two would just be wearing big ass realistic eyeball contacts?? :(

the faces of true heroes

[bjititzu]

This is something of my nightmares make it stop 😭

[jelixpo]

Who's your favorite koopaling?

what kind of fictional parent would i be if i chose between my children. For shame anon

it's iggy

[saidsedsayd-deactivated20230722]

my favorite morton.

because he's stupid.

[bjititzu]

Valid

[ipostonceinawhile]

This is how I picture the family meeting Bowser

[bjititzu]

If yall know some good Fics with this concept PLEASE TELL ME GOD

[jelixpo]

I’m once again here to say, Boo putting all of this effort just for some random guy??? HMMMM giving very much Fruity, why don’t you just shut up confess and get your undead ass rejected so everyone can go home my God, don’t inconvenience everyone else just because your in the closet and don’t know how to express your feelings without murderous intent 🙄

lol he truly is down bad. He probably sent a boo spy to go see if Bowser was open to trade and then when the boo spy reported back that Bowser and Luigi were in a relationship King Boo got so jealous that he planned out this whole elaborate kidnapping just because of that

King Boo is nothing if not an overdramatic bitch lmao

[bjititzu]

King Boo: Luigi you whore, now I gotta go kill yo entire bloodline 😈

[jelixpo]

THANKS ALOT E GADD WERE ALL SCREWED BECAUSE OF YOU-

he did kinda overestimate King Boo's abilities just a tad lol. But E Gadd also comes across as a little egotistical to me. Like he has zero doubt that his machines would or could fail, so when they do he's totally blind-sided

also he was a dick to Luigi in Luigi's Mansion 2 so there's that

[bjititzu]

Rare E Gadd L

[jelixpo]

Chapter 23

One Surprise After Another

Want to read the comic in order? You can over on Tapas

hope your backs are okay after all that lore i dumped on ya’ll

The next chapter will post June 1st

[angelxd-3303]

This was not on the Mario movie Bingo.

Am I complaining? No, no I am not.

[bjititzu]

OH OH I KNOW WHAT ABOUT ✨MAREAKONG✨

[bjititzu]

Luigi really said “I could fix him” bitch you made him Ten times worse are you high?

Au belongs to @jelixpo btw, go check em out!

[retro-system]

mario and yoshi being so softly and pathetically in love with their wives is so important to me

[retro-system]

@bjititzu AND THEYRE BOTH T4T‼️‼️

[bjititzu]

RAHHHHH‼️‼️‼️

[bjititzu]

If Luigis subplot in the Mario Movie is just Luigi gets tortured by Bowser™️ and nothing else I’m going to be very pissed off, Please Nintendo PLEASE don’t make Bowser a total Unlikeable douche bag in the movie PLEASE- I Wanna see him and Luigi get along at least- AND GIVE LUIGI A PROPER GODDAMN ROLE DAMMIT I LOVE MARIO AND EVERYONE ELSE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT PERSON BUT STILL

[bjititzu]

I FUCKING CALLED IT DUDE EAT MY ASS ILLUMINATION 😭

[bjititzu]

Okay since we all sort of agree that movie was ehhhhhh mmmmm sort of not good, so what better to mend our broken dreams and expectations then to re write it! I sure as shit am-

[bjititzu]

Mario Movie Spoilers:

LUIGI DIDNT GET TO DO JACK FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???

[bjititzu]

I’m finally done my God-

Alrighty folks last but not least here’s Berry, the youngest of the toadstool family and next in line to rule! He’s sort of the timid and quiet type but he still likes to be included in his familys shenanigans, loved by not only his family and friends but the people of the mushroom kingdom to, hell even far beyond it. oh yes this lil guy is in fact a striking image of his mother peach but don’t let that fool you, looks can be deceiving and believe me, one look into his eyes can have a whole crowd of people on his side and he knows it.

[bjititzu]

Your almost done Bitty old boy hang tight, FUCK MY HANDS HURT FROM DRAWING-

Anyways, this is Maveous everyone! The oldest daughter of Mario and Peach, use to be next in line to rule the mushroom but decided to step down and hand it over to her younger and more responsible brother Berry! (Another character I’ll get to! And the last! Thank God-) and pre-sue her dreams of becoming a well known hero throughout the lands like her dad and uncle use to! She’s actually Berry’s unofficial knight and bodyguard for the time being so she can practice at it, But the thing is she’s well…Well she sucks major ass at the whole hero thing, she honestly thought it was just about kicking monster ass and kissing damsels but NOPE, but does she give up? NO! That’s for the weak! And it sort of results in her parents having to clean up the messes she makes from time to time when she tries to quote on quote save the day, to put it bluntly just think Wander from Wander over yander Louise Belcher from Bobs Burger and justtttt a sprinkle of Eric Cartman ex the whole Yknow racist junk and that’s this kid rolled up into a spring roll!

[bjititzu]

What a sweet and innocent child.

[bjititzu]

Alright one down two more to go!

Alrighty everyone this lil bastard is Sebastain! They are GenderFluid and is the child of Daisy and Waluigi, a bit about this guy is that he’s sort of a drama queen, they tend to take things to seriously and are really skeptical and superstitious, basically think of those weirdos with the tin foil hats who believe in aliens right? Well this lad has a treehouse made of tin foil, she can be sort of a brat at times, always bombarding people with their theory etc but their a good kid overall with their only real friend being Maveous (Mario and Peaches Daughter, I’ll get to her next) but yeah overall a chill kid that just goes with the ride no matter what, kind of a ride or die type dude, I mean they don’t have anything better to do.