What am I even doing anymore?

Leanne. I'm complete trash.

[blueberrycasanova]

i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.

[anxietyproblem]

[2well2water]

i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

[saranghaja-sprite]

suho in the exo gc: wrap up all the solo shit before september ends, i’m so fucking serious

[valentinejaes]

months -> years

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[warrior-of-the-runes]

beautiful compilation from @orc-sign-language

[vinceaddams]

"Joined the great majority" is a good one that I practically never hear.

[vinceaddams]

Heard another good one in an old radio drama the other day - "He slipped out of my arms and stopped paying taxes."

[starless-planet]

Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath

[someonemorelikemyself]

When I say “I love this artist” I either know 5 of their songs that I play on repeat or I know their entire discography and you just have to guess which one it is

[tieflingteef]

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

[vilevampire]

if god is real then how come younger siblings can grow taller than older siblings

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]

[akashicrecord]

Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off

[doctorwholock-fallen-angel]

So, my sister is having surgery today, and as I’m pacing through the hallway, I find this.

[nebulouscas]

what

[junglejim4322]

People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

[thepileofclothesonyourdesk]

"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."

I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[frozentime]

mens thighs!!!!! in slutty shorts!!!!!!!!!!

[elnerdo19v2]

[rocktheholygrail]

that pose