Dihydrogen Monoxide

Ollie |24| Pan Central Cali Snap: aloralily

[funnytwittertweets]

[vacuously-true]

Fieri

[empressofdancingstars]

[habeascorpseus]

[winemom-culture]

Which one of you mfs attacked my throat chakra

[moon-jellie]

Halloween and Valentine's day are girlfriends btw. and they are kissing

[ibroughtyoumybullets]

i can domesticate him

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

-some ancient Egyptian staring at a cat, circa 7500BC

[ganymedecatamitus]

- Some ancient cat staring at an Egyptian, circa 7500 BC

[supermariomamafucker]

binding of isaac after taking 1000 One Makes You Smaller pills

[lowpawly]

truth…is stranger than fiction

[midnight-coffeebreak]

[unreadable]

[funnytwittertweets]

[crevicedwelling]

they’re here! it’s them! the

[hotvampireadjacent]

No fucking way. I have been informed this isn’t an edit

[trans-mortarion]

this is a joke right? this is photoshopped. it looks so fucking goofy there’s no way this actually appeared in a serious high-budget movie, right?

[hotvampireadjacent]

The only way for me to prove this isn’t a joke is to watch it myself and I refuse to do that. I simply have it on good authority it is real.

[guidancerune]

merry fucken christmas heres your

PRESENT

[woodmeat]

Are you alive

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

[radiofreederry]

Hahahaha

[pfaugh]

[plaguedocboi]

At this point I have a whole section of my brain dedicated to thinking about leatherleaf slugs and nothing else

[mlimby]

[plaguedocboi]

Glubby is his real name btw

[ekamy]

Aesthetic

[discsfine-deactivated20200307]

EXPERIENCE TRANQGRILLITY

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Good for them

[ecrivainsolitaire]

I'm going to guess the real meaning of this is: workers are taking second jobs online, not disclosing it to their exploiters and refusing to do overtime because it overlaps with the other job, so the exploiters are then counting any extra revenue they could potentially have obtained from unpaid overtime as their "loss".

[ecrivainsolitaire]

Dear lord it's actually even stupider.

Apparently, if you work remotely from a place with a cheaper cost of living than where your work is, you're somehow stealing from your boss. Employers are mad that they don't get to underpay you for having better living conditions even though it literally costs them nothing.

[pointnclick]

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed