hewwo?

im the dream and i kill things ("that's problematic"). mandatory oc enjoyer reveal. i post like tumblr is an after school club and im the guy who only shows up for pizza days but talk to me if you'd like i enjoy it. fandom/"art" blog @hazuneji

[dogpuppy]

[cosmonautroger]

Godzilla, Columbo

[beesmygod]

source: https://www.readfulthings.com/collections/all

[tatzelwurming]

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

[tatzelwurming]

ok one exception

[charl0ttan]

you are a dog who loves to rap

[charl0ttan]

[newyorkkiss]

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[taoistyuri]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[skadikaos]

🍖🥩🔪🍽 meat 🍖🥩🔪🍽

[real-language-facts]

Is it true that on the first day of linguistics school they make you pronounce the entire IPA and if you fail you get shot and dumped into a river?

not really, no, but i like this world youve concocted. we will make it happen

[film-news-daily]

the sex movie

[real-language-facts]

hi! language here! this could be called a porns

[ellienamored]

and what if his name were dwayne "the rot" johnson and he was covered in mold. what then

[ellienamored]

he could play withered maui, for starters

[oneheadtoanother]

[hiveswap]

a woman in the body doubling discord suddenly said "hey, you with the diamond [emoji didnt show up for me] in your username, i like your profile photo, is it a duck? or a snail? :)"

and poor guy was like "it's uhmm. it's pregnant clippy from microsoft office"

and the woman was like ok im gonna need a minute. and physically on camera walked out of her room

[funnyforsmile]

[capacity]

Let’s all actually do this