fattest ass in the cabinet

a man who can do both (ic - n0phis)

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whaddup this is a cquackity rp blog run by @accursed-worm

it exists in conjunction with @antarctic-anarchist (also run by yours truly) @antarctic-malewife (run by @bunfloras) @enderchestappreciation (run by @the-blaze-empress) @cornflower-friend (run by @venetapsi) @breadandsugar (run by @thekaycat)

this blog will depict canon dsmp events starting from the new l’manberg/butcher army era as well as fanon bits and potential future canon divergence. if i made it primarily so i can do tntduo interactions then no i didn’t.

interaction is very much appreciated, but there’s no pressure! quackity’s lack of canonical chat and the fact that he’s consistently a prominent governmental figure means his asks will mostly be interpreted as letters he’s receiving. so honestly it’s pretty similar to a literal tumblr ask box.

tags are as follows

#fan mail - asks #privileged access - original posts #seal of approval - other reblogs #beanies off - ooc #pig meat - techno #feather brain - phil #spine not found - ranboo #second chance - ghostbur #… - wilbur #sweet tooth - niki

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have you checked on tommy recently??

no. i probably should

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Schlatt’s flattery worked on you

you’re lucky you didn’t fucking sign this

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FUCK i thought i had a shot with you after schlatt died

i'm flattered

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even if sapnap's not loyal to dream anymore do you think he'll be ok with hunting him down and killing him?

who said anything about hunting him down? he'll come right to us.

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wait you're married? again?

engaged, thanks

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GET THAT GREEN BITCH

we'll finally give him what he deserves

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this you big man? (feel free to ignore, I had a silly idea and ran with it <3)

i was so torn on answering this in character or not LMAO. know that big q's response would probably be like "...what?" or maybe even getting offended bc you know. his newfound scar. but that really wouldn't be satisfactory because this is ADORABLE i love him sm. THANK YOU!!

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if L'Manberg's whole army couldn't take out Technoblade on his own, how are you going to win against Dream and his team? Sapnap? Punz?

you’re very fucking mistaken if you think sapnap has any loyalty left for dream

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Did you really think attacking Dream is the smartest idea?

If Techno killed you, what do you think Dream would do.

He owns the server. He could make your life hell, if you killed him.

Why don't you drop it, go talk to people? Apologies, and understand maybe, just maybe, Attacking those who did you wrong is making a cycle.

A cycle of pain and misery.

No one wants you dead, but with how this is going, that maybe where you end up.

You don't want to be another Wilbur right?

that fucking man will come after us no matter what we do. he has been meddling from day one, he doesn’t CARE what we do. he wants power, and he wants chaos, and he wants control. what, do you want us to lie down and take it? do you want us to do nothing? you want me to fucking apologise? you’ve got to be kidding me. some fucking traitor you are.

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alright. alright, fuck—who’s next on the hitlist. who’s fucking responsible for ALL this shit that’s happened to us. who saved technoblade, who destroyed l’manberg, who has been against us from the start. tell me, WHO are we going to fucking kill next??

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do we- do we really have to kill someone? can’t we just- talk or something? or even better can’t we just leave people alone? why does it always have to be death?

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talk?? you think we can fucking talk to dream, after everything he’s done? after he’s never come talked to us? after he’s done anything but leave us alone? how the fuck are we meant to stop people from messing with us if we just lie down and take all the shit they give us?? i know it’s a novel concept to you ranboo, but there’s this thing called standing up for yourself that stops people from walking all over you. from walking all over this fucking country.

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okay you never said it was dream how was i supposed to know?? tubbo says dreams been good though, hes following the laws and all that. i dont know though, dream... i dont know. im sorry

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tubbo?? what do you mean, tubbo is—he’s on my side. you’re fighting the tide here, ranboo. c’mon, keep with the goddamn program.

…another festival? oh that’s brilliant. thank you, tubbo! finally, a good fucking idea. that’ll work. that’ll work!

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if you guys say so. sorry. how can i help?

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we’ve got a lot to prepare. we need to make this look real, it needs to be foolproof. invitations, decorations, the details of the day—take your pick. i’ll hammer out the technical details.

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alright. alright, fuck—who’s next on the hitlist. who’s fucking responsible for ALL this shit that’s happened to us. who saved technoblade, who destroyed l’manberg, who has been against us from the start. tell me, WHO are we going to fucking kill next??

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do we- do we really have to kill someone? can’t we just- talk or something? or even better can’t we just leave people alone? why does it always have to be death?

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talk?? you think we can fucking talk to dream, after everything he’s done? after he’s never come talked to us? after he’s done anything but leave us alone? how the fuck are we meant to stop people from messing with us if we just lie down and take all the shit they give us?? i know it’s a novel concept to you ranboo, but there’s this thing called standing up for yourself that stops people from walking all over you. from walking all over this fucking country.

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okay you never said it was dream how was i supposed to know?? tubbo says dreams been good though, hes following the laws and all that. i dont know though, dream... i dont know. im sorry

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tubbo?? what do you mean, tubbo is—he’s on my side. you’re fighting the tide here, ranboo. c’mon, keep with the goddamn program.

…another festival? oh that’s brilliant. thank you, tubbo! finally, a good fucking idea. that’ll work. that’ll work!

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alright. alright, fuck—who’s next on the hitlist. who’s fucking responsible for ALL this shit that’s happened to us. who saved technoblade, who destroyed l’manberg, who has been against us from the start. tell me, WHO are we going to fucking kill next??

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do we- do we really have to kill someone? can’t we just- talk or something? or even better can’t we just leave people alone? why does it always have to be death?

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talk?? you think we can fucking talk to dream, after everything he’s done? after he’s never come talked to us? after he’s done anything but leave us alone? how the fuck are we meant to stop people from messing with us if we just lie down and take all the shit they give us?? i know it’s a novel concept to you ranboo, but there’s this thing called standing up for yourself that stops people from walking all over you. from walking all over this fucking country.

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alright. alright, fuck—who’s next on the hitlist. who’s fucking responsible for ALL this shit that’s happened to us. who saved technoblade, who destroyed l’manberg, who has been against us from the start. tell me, WHO are we going to fucking kill next??

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where the fuck did everyone go

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quackity! are you okay? what happened? i haven’t seen you since you went down that tunnel. tubbos doing president things i think, and i dont really know where anyone else is. i mean i know where phil is, hes in his house, but thats because he cant leave, so i dont think it really counts

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oh yeah i'm all good. except for the being murdered part. thanks for all your help, by the way. really fucking appreciate it.

we need to find tubbo, to plan our next steps. and where has fundy fucked off to?

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im sorry, i- im sorry.

i can go get tubbo, but i dont know where fundy is, where should we meet you? are you gonna tell us what happened? because all i know is that techno escaped and you died

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yeah, i died. see these fucking bandages? techno fucking killed me. and i'm sure you're just about ready to celebrate, aren't you.

i'll find fundy. meet me at our hq.

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where the fuck did everyone go

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quackity! are you okay? what happened? i haven’t seen you since you went down that tunnel. tubbos doing president things i think, and i dont really know where anyone else is. i mean i know where phil is, hes in his house, but thats because he cant leave, so i dont think it really counts

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oh yeah i'm all good. except for the being murdered part. thanks for all your help, by the way. really fucking appreciate it.

we need to find tubbo, to plan our next steps. and where has fundy fucked off to?

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where the fuck did everyone go