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So did you get Tubbo to go on a picnic?

yeah we did!! we went yesterday, he was at phils and i came and found him and we went to the apiary because i know tubbo likes bees. it was really nice! i forgot to write it down though because ive lost my memory book. i really hope no one finds it and reads it because if they do theyll find out everything and i dont want that theyll know everything about me and everything ive done and everyone ive betrayed. no one will have read it. its only been a day right? its only been a day since tubbo was at phils and we went on a picnic no one will have read it its okay im okay they wont know they cant know

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Mate that was days ago

#no but i cant have been #my memory isnt THAT bad right?#i mean sure i dont have my memory book right now but i swear it was just yesterday #nononono this is bad #this is very very bad #what if the voice has something to do with it #journal entry no. 69 #give him the bird

im sorry what

So did you get Tubbo to go on a picnic?

yeah we did!! we went yesterday, he was at phils and i came and found him and we went to the apiary because i know tubbo likes bees. it was really nice! i forgot to write it down though because ive lost my memory book. i really hope no one finds it and reads it because if they do theyll find out everything and i dont want that theyll know everything about me and everything ive done and everyone ive betrayed. no one will have read it. its only been a day right? its only been a day since tubbo was at phils and we went on a picnic no one will have read it its okay im okay they wont know they cant know

#particle chatter #its only been a day #right?#i only remember it being a day #and my book is gone but ill find it again #i have to find it again #no one can read it #no one has read it #i would know if they have #journal entry no. 69

apologies for the silence for a while, shits happening irl and is gonna continue happening for a bit

#the horrors #love u guys #am gonna try be more active soon

Maybe he's in the apiary?

i hope he isnt because thats where i was going to take him, he wasnt there when i left but maybe i wasnt looking close enough

#hes not in his office #or his house #which are like the two places he always is #journal entry no. 69

does anyone know where tubbo’s gone i want to take him for a picnic because hes stressed

bees!

what???

Ranboo Ranboo Ranboo! I have a fun idea!

Take Tubbo on a flower pal date! Go make flower crowns together, have a picnic. Something to use to relax.

Drag him away if you have too. The president needs to do something fun once in a while.

oh this is a good idea! he really does need to relax hes been so stressed lately and hes going to keep being stressed about the festival i think. he seems nervous about it and he wont tell me why, i think its just because of the operation nightmare plan. i came up with that name i think its really good

You’re a good person, Ranboo.

im glad one of us thinks so

alright. alright, fuck—who’s next on the hitlist. who’s fucking responsible for ALL this shit that’s happened to us. who saved technoblade, who destroyed l’manberg, who has been against us from the start. tell me, WHO are we going to fucking kill next??

do we- do we really have to kill someone? can’t we just- talk or something? or even better can’t we just leave people alone? why does it always have to be death?

talk?? you think we can fucking talk to dream, after everything he’s done? after he’s never come talked to us? after he’s done anything but leave us alone? how the fuck are we meant to stop people from messing with us if we just lie down and take all the shit they give us?? i know it’s a novel concept to you ranboo, but there’s this thing called standing up for yourself that stops people from walking all over you. from walking all over this fucking country.

okay you never said it was dream how was i supposed to know?? tubbo says dreams been good though, hes following the laws and all that. i dont know though, dream... i dont know. im sorry

tubbo?? what do you mean, tubbo is—he’s on my side. you’re fighting the tide here, ranboo. c’mon, keep with the goddamn program.

…another festival? oh that’s brilliant. thank you, tubbo! finally, a good fucking idea. that’ll work. that’ll work!

if you guys say so. sorry. how can i help?

we’ve got a lot to prepare. we need to make this look real, it needs to be foolproof. invitations, decorations, the details of the day—take your pick. i’ll hammer out the technical details.

ooo! can i do decorations! i like decorating things!

alright. alright, fuck—who’s next on the hitlist. who’s fucking responsible for ALL this shit that’s happened to us. who saved technoblade, who destroyed l’manberg, who has been against us from the start. tell me, WHO are we going to fucking kill next??

do we- do we really have to kill someone? can’t we just- talk or something? or even better can’t we just leave people alone? why does it always have to be death?

talk?? you think we can fucking talk to dream, after everything he’s done? after he’s never come talked to us? after he’s done anything but leave us alone? how the fuck are we meant to stop people from messing with us if we just lie down and take all the shit they give us?? i know it’s a novel concept to you ranboo, but there’s this thing called standing up for yourself that stops people from walking all over you. from walking all over this fucking country.

okay you never said it was dream how was i supposed to know?? tubbo says dreams been good though, hes following the laws and all that. i dont know though, dream... i dont know. im sorry

tubbo?? what do you mean, tubbo is—he’s on my side. you’re fighting the tide here, ranboo. c’mon, keep with the goddamn program.

…another festival? oh that’s brilliant. thank you, tubbo! finally, a good fucking idea. that’ll work. that’ll work!

#i have to trust tubbo #because if i cant trust him i cant trust anyone #its going to go fine #class president #journal entry no. 69

if you guys say so. sorry. how can i help?

fighting dream is not a good idea

#why do they all think it is #cant they see how bad of an idea that is???#journal entry no. 69

alright. alright, fuck—who’s next on the hitlist. who’s fucking responsible for ALL this shit that’s happened to us. who saved technoblade, who destroyed l’manberg, who has been against us from the start. tell me, WHO are we going to fucking kill next??

do we- do we really have to kill someone? can’t we just- talk or something? or even better can’t we just leave people alone? why does it always have to be death?

talk?? you think we can fucking talk to dream, after everything he’s done? after he’s never come talked to us? after he’s done anything but leave us alone? how the fuck are we meant to stop people from messing with us if we just lie down and take all the shit they give us?? i know it’s a novel concept to you ranboo, but there’s this thing called standing up for yourself that stops people from walking all over you. from walking all over this fucking country.

okay you never said it was dream how was i supposed to know?? tubbo says dreams been good though, hes following the laws and all that. i dont know though, dream... i dont know. im sorry

alright. alright, fuck—who’s next on the hitlist. who’s fucking responsible for ALL this shit that’s happened to us. who saved technoblade, who destroyed l’manberg, who has been against us from the start. tell me, WHO are we going to fucking kill next??

#i dont understand #class president #journal entry no. 69

do we- do we really have to kill someone? can’t we just- talk or something? or even better can’t we just leave people alone? why does it always have to be death?

where the fuck did everyone go

quackity! are you okay? what happened? i haven’t seen you since you went down that tunnel. tubbos doing president things i think, and i dont really know where anyone else is. i mean i know where phil is, hes in his house, but thats because he cant leave, so i dont think it really counts

oh yeah i'm all good. except for the being murdered part. thanks for all your help, by the way. really fucking appreciate it.

we need to find tubbo, to plan our next steps. and where has fundy fucked off to?

im sorry, i- im sorry.

i can go get tubbo, but i dont know where fundy is, where should we meet you? are you gonna tell us what happened? because all i know is that techno escaped and you died

yeah, i died. see these fucking bandages? techno fucking killed me. and i'm sure you're just about ready to celebrate, aren't you.

i'll find fundy. meet me at our hq.

no??? you dying isnt a good thing why would i celebrate it?? i dont want anyone to die! but i guess ill see you soon

where the fuck did everyone go

quackity! are you okay? what happened? i haven’t seen you since you went down that tunnel. tubbos doing president things i think, and i dont really know where anyone else is. i mean i know where phil is, hes in his house, but thats because he cant leave, so i dont think it really counts

oh yeah i'm all good. except for the being murdered part. thanks for all your help, by the way. really fucking appreciate it.

we need to find tubbo, to plan our next steps. and where has fundy fucked off to?

#and i dont know how any of that happened #im. im kind of glad techno escaped though #not that you died but i dont think techno deserved to die either #class president #journal entry no. 69

im sorry, i- im sorry.

i can go get tubbo, but i dont know where fundy is, where should we meet you? are you gonna tell us what happened? because all i know is that techno escaped and you died

where the fuck did everyone go

quackity! are you okay? what happened? i haven’t seen you since you went down that tunnel. tubbos doing president things i think, and i dont really know where anyone else is. i mean i know where phil is, hes in his house, but thats because he cant leave, so i dont think it really counts