[that-fannerd-with-the-glasses]

Rewatched Saw IV last night and I just. HGFFFGJKH. I can't stop cracking up over how much Strahm just immediately dislikes Hoffman as soon as they meet (he's so real for that actually).

Like. His immediate expression change as soon as Hoffman walks into the room....everything to me.

Nostrils flaring. So much disdain. He can't fucking stand that guy at all.

[trans1oa]

[SID] after the game against the ducks 23.01.2025 (x)

[idontlikeem]

what is going ON ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[sportsthoughts]

i think the phrase i'm looking for is "bark bark bark"

[stalock]

gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

[stalock]

men? not disappointing me? what is this feeling

[stalock]

how do i tell these guys this post got 200+ notes on tumblr

[stalock]

UPDATE ONE OF THESE GUYS IS ACTUALLY A REF I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[accras]

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

[uniquely-khaotic-deactivated201]

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

[lazysundrops]

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

[smokingpixie]

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

[ororomunroedontpullout]

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

[lizardsfromspace]

What do you mean "the real magic was inside me". Then what the fuck did we gather the magic amulets for

[lizardsfromspace]

I was wondering why so many of the notes on this were about hockey (???) and I didn't expect the answer to be "the captain of the Maple Leafs is selling a healing electromagnetic amulet" but here we are

[dumouwin]

nhl divisions are OUTDATED. i sort my teams into 4 categories: sluts, dumbasses, memes, and yawns

Who goes in which category though?

[dumouwin]

for me, personally, it’s:

[korshrimpski]

the 2025 version except i changed the last 2 categories

minor explanation: ??? because they’re not all memes, only two of the teams there are true memes| jets in sluts because of whatever mark scheifele and kyle connor have going on

[8tickrabb1t]

I think it’s closer to this actually

[sergeifyodorov]

ive been watching the hawks recently and as a guy who likes the leafs and is also watching the hawks i am once again thinking about how just fucking weird (as a player)(and as a guy but this post isn't about that) tyler bertuzzi is. this motherfucker can't skate, can't shoot, can't stickhandle, is a really bad passer and a streaky (at best) finisher, and he is a legitimately very effective accessory top-sixer. he leads the blackhawks in goals right now. connor bedard is an over point-per-game player with tyler bertuzzi on his wing. da hell

[sergeifyodorov]

this is what people mean when they're describing "hockey iq" by the way. it's harder to grok by watching most other players because by and large players with "hockey iq" also have other skills that send them into the stratosphere. a player like leon draisaitl also has an incredibly high hockey iq but he also has one of the best shots in the league. sidney crosby is the poster child for high hockey iq but he's also one of the best passers and backhanders ever to do it. tyler bertuzzi has None of that skill. he can't pull a mcdavid and skate through four guys, he doesn't have a mitch marner seeing-eye pass or a quinn hughes comfort on his outer edges. he is literally just a guy who knows where to stand and when to stand there and by god does it work for his strange ass

[fiyerotigelar]

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

[bucolicbaby]

babygirl where is all this PERSONALITY coming from

[tysonhos]

the yelled FUCK

also how do i get this job

[intheupside]

the picks hair saga 😂

sid brought him there to get matching haircuts 😭😭

and they also have matching shirts now

[macden-byebitch]

nothing summarizes dennis’ dramatic gay ass better than these 8 seconds

[thecoolgaymac]

That “yes bitch” killed a thousand people

[frontpagewoman]

Representation matters

[h0rrorgoddess-deactivated202511]

[prideprejudce]

tbh i am disgusted that ariana grande had to actually disable her comments on twitter because so many people are blaming her for mac millers death from an overdose. like yes his death is immensely tragic and alcohol and drugs are a huge issue in society today but ariana was in no way obligated to stay with someone who was toxic for her health and well-being. and the people who are saying that it was her job to stay and “take care of him” and “save him” can fucking rot

[prideprejudce]

[rashemibabe]

People have NO idea how mind breaking it is to be in a relationship or even just simply be around someone who constantly abuses drugs. No one leaves because they don’t care. They leave for their own mental sanity and theyre right to do so.

[onlyblackgirl]

It’s real gross. People talking bout “she broke his heart” so? Women don’t need to stay with men just because they can’t handle a break up. Grow up and process emotions like the rest of us.