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[korshrimpski]

NAVIGATION: HOCKEY BLOG

MAIN BLOG (multifandom): @liasblocks (<- where likes and follows are from)

[my name: cecilia or cc] [she/her] [🇦🇺]

Housekeeping:

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please don’t be sexual

please be respectful if you are going to reblog or inbox me

🏒: sabres, kings, torrents (+ the yotes)

[fanstopper]

make me kings gm and i will get rid of bread for literally a mini bag of unsalted pistachios for brandt clarke to snack on

[pemguims]

HOCKEY TWITTER SIMULATION:

@ iloveragebaitingpeople: (posts ragebait)

@ hockeyfan1: ( responds very seriously to rage bait)

@ hockeyfan2: (bad faith take)

@ hockeyfan3: (stolen tumblr gif)

@ hockeyfan4: (stolen tumblr gif)

@ [LOCKED ACCOUNT]@ secrethockeyfan: what if....two men....no...i shant say what if they find out..

@ imstupid: when will sidney crosby have sex with evgeni malkin and then get pregnant @ nhl @ penguins @ sportsnet @ espn

@ hockeyfan5: ummm why isnt anyone talking about (thing that has been extensively talked about like 6 months ago)

@ imasportsreporter: a player is maybe being traded at some point. but whose to say

@ hockeyfan6: (stolen tumblr gif)

@ hockeyfan7: i love when players gay kiss haha @ nhl @ sanjosesharks #gosharksgo #sharkshockey #nhl #hockey

@ hockeyfan2: @ hockeyfan7 wow okay so ur just fine with fetishising gay men okay ew blocked

@ hockeyfan8: @ imasportsreporter OMG just like in #heatedrivalry 🏳️‍🌈💏🍑💦🍆🤣😌😛

@ hockeyfan9: (stolen tumblr gif)

[soppingwetratboy]

[sunscratched]

made one post vaguely about disliking willmack (literally was just pointing out a post i saw about racism that someone reblogged & tagged with willmack) and got four asks flaming me for it and a mini callout post but i scroll through the laila edwards tag and every third post has to relate back to them and how she's going to take care of them in sj 🥺 and talking about how she has to be their "girl bestie" or her being gay is going to make them have awakenings like there is no explanation you DO NOT VALUE WOMEN AS SERIOUS ATHLETES. ESPECIALLY WOC.

[we-rule-the-kingdom-inside]

powerful young defender joce larocque never stop posting about trans rights and palestine and indigenous rights ofc literallyyyyyy nobody else in the pwhl is doing it like her

[jaynejezebelle]

8/8 teams complete!

I humbly request no more future teams be allowed to use the color blue (you’re on thin ice San Jose).

[unoqlo]

kkharvey4: BTS 🤫 (-)

[mybeautifuldarktwistedmichkov]

someone needs to limit their screentime

reference from antrea!

[wannabehockeygf]

Why is his phone case genuinely sunshine and rainbows 😭

[tmobilepark]

ok. census time! because i feel like i have no idea what nhl/pwhl teams actually have a community with a presence on here. teams will be alphabetical by proper name across 4 polls. pleaseeeee don't vote in multiple polls!! i'm specifically trying to measure what people consider their "main" community on here (not necessarily the team you root for irl). you can pick one; i believe in you!! (click "show results" if you're curious about other polls)

no nuance. what side of hockey tumblr are you (mostly) on? (1/4)

avalanche

blackhawks

blue jackets

blues

bruins

canadiens

canucks

capitals

charge

detroit (pwhl)

devils

show results

Voting ended onJul 20

[tmobilepark]

2/4

ducks

flames

fleet

flyers

frost

golden knights

goldeneyes

hamilton (pwhl)

hurricanes

islanders

jets

show results

Voting ended onJul 20

[tmobilepark]

3/4

kings

kraken

las vegas (pwhl)

lightning

mammoth

maple leafs

oilers

panthers

penguins

predators

rangers

show results

Voting ended onJul 20

[tmobilepark]

4/4

red wings

sabres

san jose (pwhl)

senators

sceptres

sharks

sirens

stars

torrent

victoire

wild

show results

Voting ended onJul 20

​ok done. yay! if you reblog this long ass post i will owe you my life

[orange-catsidy]

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so

[brandoncarlo]

it’s crazy to me that people would even think saying “there are and have been gay people in the NHL” is even slightly controversial when we can confirm that:

1. a gay player almost came out, called a press conference and was ready to go through with it until 2 hours before when he decided he wasn’t comfortable with it.

2. two players on the same team one time went to a gay bar not knowing the other was there and they made eye contact and pretended they both just thought it was a normal bar

3. the nhl had a gay rights activist and public speaker talk with the gay players in the NHL (without outing them) as a way to share their stories with someone who could understand.

4. players have said that having a gay player in the locker room actually improves team relations between everyone and promotes a healthier environment

all these all come from a documentary you can watch today that came out years ago but sure let’s pretend you JUST realized gay men might exist when even from the closet they’ve been shouting “we’re here” for years.

[brandoncarlo]

also to everyon who wants to see the documentary inthe US i’m sorry i have no idea how to find a stream that works outside of canada and how to check even if it did. it’s called the legacy of brendan burke though and you can try googling that.

[canesbian]

hey I just uploaded it here non geoblocked

[easyaro]

Imagine the pressure of being a normal person in the Gosling family. Three of your cousins are professional hockey players (one of whom is an olympic medal winner, and another just won the walter cup), and another cousin is Ryan Gosling.

[starrynet]

leo’s a duck

[moon-honey-31]

there is no way for danny to lose. either he gets a great star center, or he entirely fucks anaheim's cap situation and ability to re-sign players. AND in the process, he's thrown a bomb at all the teams who have young star forwards they'll need to sign in the next few years... he really said what if i did some psychological warfare and (as a fun side effect) (just for me) (i deserve it), ensured a bunch of young players got bigger salaries at their next negotiation? that could be fun i think. im Old Gay Danny Briere. let's go to war

[i-fear-gritty]

you know if management doesn’t work out for him danny briere does have an incredible future in stand up comedy. or maybe as a mafia boss