ryan, you are distracting my everything

Cass/20/she/bisexual all RT all the time

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[monsterpub]

Day 30: The Face

continuation of this post because consensus was split between whether ryan would kill them or help them, so how about a little bit of both?

[monsterpub]

Day 24: A Terrible Discovery

FAHC’s Top Ten Anime Betrayals

[polygonalfish]

Hey, Barry can you add a smiling burger floating gently from right to left?

Thank you Barry.

[blackbat09-archived]

Yo is this tumblr still active?

this is still my main, but i’m hardly on it and i’ve definitely fallen out of the rtah fandom, and most youtuber fandoms in general. i’m more active on my comic sideblog and my various rp blogs (you can ask about the first if you like, though i’m not giving out the others).

[juggey]

jeremy singlehandedly ended ray Discourse permanently, when will ur fave ever

[juggey]

had a couple of people ask what i was talking about, so here it is!

cc: @kiingvav @jnpr @digital-release and the anon in my inbox

[acheemient]

holy hell

[ringenthusiast]

nothing will be as iconic as jeremys “i wrote them all anyway” at the end of the ah rap battle

[starcrossed-sky]

red vs blue fandom laughing in the background

[eclecticxdetour]

(x)

[markiplier]

A COMPROMISE

100 Thousand Reblogs and I will let Dark and Wilford live.

Anything less and they’re dead FOREVER.

[weeee]

i don’t know who dark and wilford are but i got you guys

[mayor-damien-protection-squad]

This is so wholesome, I love it. Thank you for your contribution, friend. 

~Mod Carbz

[televenus]

crew who never established a specific time out spot

[devilheaded-x-deactivated201911]

OH here’s the individual jeremys from this post

[gvnfr]

gavinfree: This seems like a decent selfie until you realise that I am stood in the bath to get near the light.

[moodybluemegamind]

A very good Look™ I dedicate this gifset to @gvnfr

[erinye]

Persephone and Hades everybody

also pls click on the drawings, they look MUCH nicer bigger

[blackbat09-archived]

@tallestsilver @lordjazor

[6c617a]

*Why Can’t We be Friends plays softly yet somehow intimidatingly in the distance*

[6c617a]

Listen, fuckers, this is the definition of the Blood Gulch Chronicles