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brianttran-deactivated20120224

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

ovod0se

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

whatgracelikes-deactivated20190

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

ameriagrae

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

larryismyhallelujah-blog

goddamn it

lollie-pond-deactivated20150728

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

steampoweredplayer

Koop

twirliest

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

nathanvj

1.4 almost ps not risking it

queenprotein-deactivated2016012

Fuck this post

irosefromthedead-deactivated201

I am sorry…

jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430

Hell no.

matteblacksex-deactivated201806

Ugh I’m sorry

havexxhope-deactivated20160404

Alright ma you’re getting a “you alive?” text in 15

amysantiagoals

damn you people

hoyasowl

oh god

qupidology

So I love my mom not risking it

rekis-leftpinky-deactivated2021

Me and my mom aren’t on the best of terms but I care about her for the most part. Not gonna risk it sorry followers lmao

discontinuedsns

CHAIN MAIL MY ASS I LOVE MY MOM 😭

rinnyrinny

MOM I LOVE YOU ❤❤❤ TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE AND BACK.

americahatesblackpeople

Love you mom ❤️❤️ forever and always

archatlas

Jacob Riglin

fullcravings

Best Homemade Hot Chocolate

Boult and Southee! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Let's hope the batsmen don't disappoint! Go Blackcaps!! ❤️❤️❤️

#trent boult #tim southee #soult #kane williamson #ripped England apart

jiminyneesham

Joe Root’s nightmares tonight will probably look something like this

evermore-fashion

Georges Hobeika Fall 2018 Ready-to-Wear Collection

sweetcreatvres

Noe Bernacelli Fall/Winter 2017 Haute Couture

deliciouslydemure-deactivated20

La Bourjoisie - Oriental Fashion Show Kuwait 2017

thoughts-memories

blackcapsftw-blog

Gorgeous.

thepersonalquotes

Meaning of the Modes in Astrology

Cardinal (Aries/Cancer/Libra/Capricorn): The cardinal signs signify spirit, action, initiative, power, and strength. People with fewer than four planets in cardinal signs are not self-starters and will need someone to prod them on, while those with more than four will go on their way with little interference. Cardinal people are bossy and competitive and like to stay busy even into old age. The problem is that they don't know when to stop, they'd rather burn out than take it easy. They have enough energy to carve out their own destinies, here to create karma rather than be subject to it. Aries is personal or individual action, Cancer is family or group action, Libra is partnership action, and Capricorn is organized or business action. Aries and Libra are outwardly active while Cancer and Capricorn like to pull the strings.

Fixed (Taurus/Leo/Scorpio/Aquarius): The fixed signs signify matter, stability, fixity, and perseverance. People with fewer than four planets in fixed signs lack purpose or follow-through, while those with more than four are solid, determined, and unchanging. Fixed signs can make excellent executives and can be relied upon to get things done. Fixed signs believe that they were meant to achieve something since birth. Taurus is financial or material stability, Leo is spiritual stability, Scorpio is emotional stability, and Aquarius is mental stability and fixity. Taurus and Scorpio are determined in a quiet manner while Leo and Aquarius display their determination outwardly.

Mutable (Gemini/Virgo/Sagittarius/Pisces): The mutable signs signify versatility, adaptability, and communication. People with fewer than four planets in mutable signs are not very flexible or adaptable and have trouble seeing things from others point of view, while those with more than four are very changeable, restless, and unstable, but the best communicators. Mutable signs make excellent subordinates or employees, they were born to serve and follow. They also make great writers, newscasters, secretaries, or artists and other jobs with a need for communication skills. Mutable signs' way of life is to be prepared for whatever is coming and let it come. Gemini is mental versatility, Virgo is organizational versatility, Sagittarius is arrangement versatility, Pisces is emotional versatility.Gemini and Sagittarius are more vocal with their ideas and beliefs while Virgo and Pisces like to express themselves more quietly and through deeds and sacrifice.

straightfaxx

If you haven’t read the books

You won’t know that the Elder Wand was also called the Deathstick

Ron was actually a Prefect

Harry, Fred and George got a “life-long ban” from Umbridge after they attacked Malfoy on the pitch

Dumbledore hired a centaur named Firenze to teach Divination

Neville Longbotton could’ve been “The Chosen One” but Voldemort chose Harry

Fenrir Greyback was the werewolf who bit Remus Lupin as a child

Harry attended Bill and Fleur’s wedding disguised as Barny Weasley, a red-headed Weasley cousin

Lily was actually a few months older than James

While still alive, the Bloody Baron, who became the ghost of Slytherin House, was sent by Rowena Ravenclaw to retrieve her daughter, Helena, whom he was in love with. When Helena, who became the ghost of Ravenclaw House, refused to go with him, he became angry and stabbed her. Then, distraught with having killed her, he killed himself

Harry mended his own wand with the Elder Wand before he got rid of it

Harry, Ron and Hermione met Neville in St Mungos, who was visiting his parents and his Gran told them what happened to Alice and Frank

The Potters’ had a cat

Harry got miniature broom from Sirius for his first Birthday

Bathilda Bagshot was a friend of the Potters’

wittybookdragon-deactivated2018

• Peeves was a poltergeist who haunted Hogwarts and frequently harassed students • A house elf named Winky was an integral part of the plot of Goblet of Fire, she was Barty Crouch’s elf • Dobby worked in the Hogwarts kitchens, Dumbledore paid him a wage and he gave Harry the gillyweed • Harry and Ginny’s first kiss wasn’t creepy or in the Room of Requirement, it was in the Common Room after winning a Quidditch game • Snape had his own challenge on the quest for the Philosopher’s Stone that was a test of intellect and included drinking potions • McGonagal protects Hagrid and takes FIVE spells to the chest in order to let him escape when Umbridge tries to get him incarcerated • Sir Cadogan! Fantastic painted Knight • That random piece of glass that Harry looks through and sees Alberforth in, was actually a mirror given to him by Sirius who wanted to keep in contact with him while he was at Hogwarts, it was also what he used to keep in contact with James over the summer and during classes • Harry has a complete break down after the Sirius’ death and trashes Dumbledore’s office - it’s super cathartic and heartbreaking

obscuramrose

• RON WAS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. • Harry and Dumbledore seeing Voldemort’s mother and the abuse she went through.

i-sveikata

ooooo boy okay

the triwizard tournament maze was actually WAY more interesting than the movie version: Harry straight up ran through some fog which turned the whole world upside down, he answered a riddle for a sphinx in order to get past her and actually encountered a blast-ended skrewt

blast-ended skrewts were hybrids of a manticore and fire crab, bred by hagrid which he introduced to the students during classes. they had sparks flying out of their rear ends which would explode. females had suckers and males had stingers.

not all of hagrid’s lessons were disasters!!! he once buried leprechaun treasure in his back garden and gave each student a niffler and set them loose to see whose would catch the most gold (the winner won a bar of honeydukes chocolate)

fred and george’s pranks against umbridge didn’t only involve the massive fireworks display: they placed nifflers in her office on more than one occasion and it nearly bit her fingers off trying to get at her gold rings and they even created a portable swamp which sealed off a whole corridor and didn’t give anyone instructions on how to remove it

they left Peeves with a command to ‘give them hell’ and the poltergeist, who never listened to students ever, took the words to heart and started pretty much wrecking the entire castle

the teachers kept coming to umbridge with all of their problems because they didn’t have the ‘authority’ to deal with it themselves (even though they could totally fix it) which resulted in umbridge running herself ragged trying to keep up with each new disaster.

at one point harry witnessed peeves trying to undo the fastenings for a chandelier and saw mcgonagall say out of the corner of her mouth as she walked past ‘it unscrews the other way’

when snape demanded to see harry’s potion book after he injured draco in the bathroom, he went and retrieved ron’s book instead, who he didn’t realise had signed it with a spell checking quill. The magic had worn off and read ‘roonil wazlib’ instead and when snape asked who that was harry lied and told snape that was his nickname.

in the second book, during valentine’s day, lockhart hired dwarves to carry harps, wear gold wings and pretend to be cupids while they read out love letters. Harry received one from Ginny in front of a crowd of people and was so embarrassed he tried to run, but the dwarf caught him around the legs and then sat on him so he could recite the rest of the love poem.

percy weasley moved out of the house after the fourth book when harry said voldemort was back, choosing to side with the ministry and his ambition over his own family whom he stopped talking to for several books. he arrived back just in time to fight in the battle of hogwarts, reuniting with his family and apologising for his behaviour right before fred was killed.

cho never sold out dumbledore’s army to umbridge. it was her friend marietta edgecombe.

in the sixth book when harry was obsessed with finding out what malfoy was up to, he sent kreacher and dobby to spy on his whereabouts

ginny actually had a personality??? her and harry’s relationship didn’t feel weird or forced (and there was definitely no strange shoe tying incident)

it was actually tonks who found harry on the train in the sixth book after malfoy broke his nose and left him there. her patronus had changed so much (to resemble the shape of a huge hulking creature) that for a while harry thought she was in love with sirius and was mourning his death

pettigrew hesitated when harry and ron tried to overpower him so that they and the rest of the prisoners could escape the cellar at the malfoys. the silver hand voldemort crafted then turned on him for this small act of humanity and strangled him to death, even with ron and harry attempting to save him.

darkstrangevirgilanxiboi

- Draco had a severe existential crisis beginning in book six when he was ordered to kill Dumbledore , and was so distraught that despite having plenty of chances , he deliberately sabotaged himself. One of his attempts resulted in Katie Bell being harmed and soon after Harry spies on Draco and sees him in Myrtle’s bathroom , crying and throwing up and looking disgusted with himself.

During the Battle of Hogwarts , when Crabbe dies , Draco is completely inconsolable and nearly throws himself into the fire that killed his friend out of grief

- Also in “ The Cursed Child ” Draco is a very loving father to Scorpius and is working really hard to help mend the damage done by the Death Eaters and it’s pretty well implied he’s been cast off by much of his family

“ I have come to you because my son is crying and hurting and you’re keeping him from his best friend ” - Draco lecturing Harry because Harry ( super OOC btw ) wasn’t letting Albus hang out with Scorpius

- SIRIUS WAS ABUSED FOR BEING A GRYYFINDOR IN A SLYTHERIN FAMILY AND THAT’S WHY HE HATED GRIMMAULD PLACE

- Sirius and James were pretty much brothers, and Sirius often hid at the Potter home in his Hogwarts years

- Thinking of Harry and just knowing James’s son was alive gave Sirius enough strength to handle TWELVE YEARS of Dementor torment

- Hagrid was always feeding Harry and inviting him over for tea and just generally treating him like a son and was entirely a mess when he thought Harry died

- Fred and George memorized all the hidden secrets of Hogwarts in their first year , the bloody geniuses

- Once when Draco called Hermione a Mudblood in front of the Gryffindor Quidditch team , Fred and George got so furious it took the whole team PLUS onlookers to hold them back and George was straight up about to just ditch wands and throw fists

- Fred had a crush on Katie , Angelina , and possibly Lee Jordan ( I mean if you read it again and pay attention you can see the gay crushing )

- It’s implied that George is the technical guy in their plots and Fred is the idea guy , but they both have a knack for design and tricky magic

- Fred and George created a secret underground radio system designed to help people hide from Death Eaters and not ONCE did they get found out , they were war heroes

- George was also possibly bi? I mean he definitely seemed to have a thing for Oliver Wood , and Katie

- RON IS A GREAT GUY IN THE BOOKS AND HIGH KEY CRUSHING ON HERMIONE FROM THE START AND HIS BIGGEST FEAR IN BOOK SEVEN WITH THE HORCRUX NECKLACE???? THAT was real and raw and emotional af for Harry to witness

Ron’s biggest fear was losing his crush to his best friend and both of them leaving him behind I MEAN

- DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS RON IMITATED PARSELTONGUE SO WELL HE MANAGES TO GET INTO THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS TO STEAL BASILISK FANGS AND HERMIONE WAS SO IMPRESSED

- Flitwick was so impressed by the twins swamp prank that he REFUSED to take it down for like a month and then took down some of it , leaving a section as a monument to the twins groundbreaking magic AND a giant fuck u to Umbridge

He never reveals how he removed it and it’s implied that over time the swamp just grew back completely anyway???

- Fred and George created both actual love potions AND daydream potions that allow the user to pretty much experience a dream for real

- Fred and George deliberately hire people that are discriminated against ???? HEROES????? No but like they hire delinquents and werewolves and Muggle-borns and even give poor kids discounts ??? And they probably got hate for it but just keep on going ???

No but really the twins would be the nicest employers I love them ???

- DUDLEY

Dudley started being nicer to Harry In like book five and in book seven he was very distraught to learn that Harry had an army of murderers after him and got super indignant about the way his parents didn’t seem to care

- PETUNIA WAS REALLY BITTER THAT SHE WAS A SQUIB AND IT DROVE A WEDGE BETWEEN HER AND LILY BECAUSE ALL PETUNIA EVER WANTED WAS TO BE A WITCH

Aggggggggghhhh I’m just so sad about Draco in the movies he’s so much realer in the books

blackcapsftw-blog

I would LOVE to read Harry Potter from Draco's perspective. It's a pity that they didn't utilize Tom Felton's talent as much as they should have. He is a bloody brilliant actor who could have portrayed all the nuances in Draco's character.

fairystcle

Danielle Panabaker and Tom Felton being adorable dorks x

celadon-city

ASK ME THINGS

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

7. What does your last received text say?

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

9. Where was your last kiss at?

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

11. What do you drink in the morning?

12. Where did you sleep last night?

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

20. Does anyone like you?

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

25. In the past week have you cried?

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

29. Do you think you’re old?

30. Do you like text messaging?

31. What type of day are you having?

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

37. What song are you listening to?

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? 41. When did you last receive a text message? 42. What is wrong with you right now? 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? 44. Does anyone disgust you? 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? 46. Are you in a good mood right now? 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? 48. What color shirt are you wearing? 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? 53. Do you like rain? 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? 56. Do you like to cuddle? 57. Are you shy? 58. Do you get along with girls? 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? 60. What do you carry with you at all times? 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? 73. Do you like diet soda? 74. What color are the walls in your room? 75. Are you 16 or older? 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? 77. Do you have a job? 78. What are your initials? 79. Did you ever have braces? 80. Are you from the south?

81. What does your last status on facebook say? 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? 86. Do you smoke? 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? 88. Is your phone touch screen? 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? 92. Have you ever made out in a car? 93. …Had sex in a car? 94. Are you single or in a relationship? 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?