Holy Smokes

Naomi | she/her | 23 | originally this was a Fall Out Boy blog

[moonkattinator]

Hi, my name’s Naomi and welcome to my vibe check!

[barbucomedie]

Effigy Vessel from Oaxaca, Mexico dated between 200 - 600 CE on display National Archaeological Museum in Madrid, Spain

This vessel is is thought to depict a warrior ruler of the Zapotec people. She wears a elaborate attire with an ornate helmet adorned with the head of jaguar. This animal is often associated with warriors and warfare in Mexican history as well as the right to rule. While female rulers were not common there are accounts prior to colonisation as well as Spanish records of women being granted rights to ancestral lands.

Photographs taken by myself 2026

[alltoowsll]

“Look at you, worrying so much about things you can’t change. You’ll spend your whole life singing the blues if you keep thinking that way”

[simena]

Anastasia Yarygina

[taylortruther]

two swiftiepilled thoughts from the last couple of weeks: watching fauxmoi commenters twist into pretzels to tolerate law roach getting a whole private jet to fly a dress... and the reddit commenter who said "nothing says punk rock like dating an ai fintech bro"

[porcelain-dollbones]

it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen

[porcelain-dollbones]

this actually does go hand in hand with the reverse; the idea that everything from start to finish is meticulously planned and indeed the crystalised intent of a single author. this is not even true for books and becomes increasingly less true for films and especially tv shows, which are universally the products of constant shifts, additions, reinterpretations and reconstructions. it shouldn't be underestimated the degree to which, for example, an actor can alter a film not by making up a new line but by giving a different performance of a line then originally envisioned, or how many books only find a shape in editing, etc

[roycohn]

i feel like TVL doesn't do enough with the concept of lestat as gay-famous niche celebrity. that's my main beef with that season of tv. it's really good but i do think there's a lot of throwaway humor to be wrung from the recurring gag of lestat de lioncourt essentially occupying the same space in the american gay pop culture gaze as the fictional character valerie cherish and, like, the real person lukas gage

[roycohn]

"welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race! she's huge on onlyfangs, michelle visage"

"i don't know much about blood, ru, but i'm an EXPERT when it comes to sucking"

"ha ha ha. i know you are. the hilarious ross matthews... ross, what's your blood type?"

"i'm not sure about my blood type...but i'm full of homo-globin!"

"and our EXTRA special guest judge, the vampire lestat. are you ready to take a bite out of my girls?"

"oh ru.....you know i'd love to, but god HATES fangs"

[roycohn]

the concept of the vampire lestat covering fame is a gun by addison rae on the las culturistas culture awards

[roycohn]

the oculus (big shopping mall they built on ground zero) is an amazing piece of architecture bc it bravely asks the question "what if you got swallowed by a REALLY big whale, and what if the whale were also an apple store"

[roycohn]

and what if the whale had really good public bathrooms to frow up in

[skopostheorie]

[peachfromcmbyn]

After the success of the Odyssey, Hollywood should learn the absolutely wrong lesson and do a really grossly overbudgeted adaptation of Ulysses with a bunch of inappropriate big movie stars. Sydney Sweeney plays Molly Bloom.

[alisonzai]

[bungerc0re]

inviting a girl over to cut symbols into you and she keeps agonizing over what to use. alchemical is too fake, catholic is boring, etc. eventually you propose a pentagram just to get something moving and she says that'd be "poser gnostic shit" and walks out

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[didanagy]

FANTASIA (1940)

dir. ben sharpsteen, david hand, hamilton luske, wilfred jackson

[noodleincident]

my myspace top 8/bridal party/besties. who am i fighting you for their attention.

bubs the wire

taylor

buffy

data tng

liz the lizard magic school bus

every tiny frog in the world

myrtle new england aquarium

bob ballard

Remaining time: 7 hours 36 minutes

Agatha isn’t here bc she’s family obviously. pick a friend

[segamascott]

[halseyoungod]

Halsey photographed by Sarah Pardini (May 2026)