Holy Smokes

Naomi | she/her | 23 | originally this was a Fall Out Boy blog

[moonkattinator]

Hi, my name’s Naomi and welcome to my vibe check!

[cosmicterrorthe8th]

Kaori Sakamoto 2022-23 season. She is so beautiful. Ig I'll be making these for her senior seasons to mourn her

[krasnoarmeyets]

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

[miamlsunshine]

[youshouldvesaidnobaby]

fearless tour 2010 → fresno, ca

[carolsturka]

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

[midnightssea]

“knowing how to write effective AI prompts will be a valuable skill in the future” and what if I skip all that and write the email myself in under 30 seconds drawing from my very own biological database of language and rhetoric (my brain)?

[charaznable]

the worst thing about brokeback mountain is how they turned it into a joke here was a high profile drama with a-list actors and lgbt protagonists and then everybody just wrote it off and labeled it as “that gay cowboy movie” when they aren’t even gay cowboys they’re bisexual shepherds this is why we can’t have nice things

[urie]

remember this post? i hate this post

[gleefulfan]

Worst posts on tumblr.com

The one where the person reblogs a post they made about boys a year ago and are like “now i’m a lesbian” and someone calls them out for bi-erasing themselves

Slytherin Steve

Please feel free to add your own

[urie]

the post where the op said brokeback mountain was about two bisexuals

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[female-uncle]

How are u gonna be in a first world country and be blackpilled. People would kill to be in your shoes. Get up and fucking do something dude don't be lazy miserable and trying to spread ur stupid ideology telling everyone to just give up. Keep those thoughts to ur diary or something idk damn I can't stand that shit.

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[tamamita]

[leftoverlondoner]

A very pleasing poster design from 1974 and the slightly unexpected hand of Edward Gorey.

[blans]

Mirra Andreeva wins the 2026 Roland Garros — photographed by Thomas Samson

[senatortedcruz]

Taylor swift has everything even after telling the world about jacking off to some loser. I do the same thing and what do I get? Nothing! Where’s my praise?? Where are my Grammys?? Where’s my billions?? Where is my $17.5 million dollar coastal New England home???